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February 6th, 2003, 11:53 PM
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Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
I am Canadian!
Go to that site and go down to the 6th file that says, "I am Canadian!" It is a funny clip. 
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February 7th, 2003, 01:08 AM
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Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
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February 7th, 2003, 01:15 AM
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Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
now for some canadian trivia...
WHat is that called when you pull the shirt over your enemy head and punch him a few times...
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February 7th, 2003, 01:58 AM
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Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
A Hockey Game?
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February 7th, 2003, 08:54 PM
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Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
Q: How many Cannadian women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY! TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!
I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?
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February 7th, 2003, 09:33 PM
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Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
Quote:
The real challenge is how to fit in the maple leaf!
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Thats easy tbontob use your fingers or a long narrow stick 
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February 7th, 2003, 09:35 PM
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