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Old February 6th, 2003, 11:53 PM
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I am Canadian!

Go to that site and go down to the 6th file that says, "I am Canadian!" It is a funny clip.
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Default Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

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I am Canadian!

Go to that site and go down to the 6th file that says, "I am Canadian!" It is a funny clip.
Yeh, I thought it was funny too when I first saw it.

It is a TV commercial for a Canadian Beer called, you got it, "Canadian" and is usually shown when a hockey game is being played.

I still get a chuckle out of how us "poor little" Canadians are maligned by the "supposed" Americans.

And what do we Canadians do when the repressed rage suddenly breaks through? We pull his shirt over his head like they do in hockey!

If you can, try to "see" the commercial. It's much funnier.
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now for some canadian trivia...

WHat is that called when you pull the shirt over your enemy head and punch him a few times...
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A Hockey Game?
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Old February 7th, 2003, 08:54 PM
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Q: How many Cannadian women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY! TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

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Thats easy tbontob use your fingers or a long narrow stick
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http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Domo/default.asp
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