The Funniest Canadian Joke.

tesco samoa · #1 February 7th, 2003, 01:15 AM

now for some canadian trivia...

WHat is that called when you pull the shirt over your enemy head and punch him a few times...

SamuraiProgrammer · #2 February 7th, 2003, 01:58 AM

A Hockey Game?

Wardad · #3 February 7th, 2003, 08:54 PM

Q: How many Cannadian women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY! TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?

tesco samoa · #4 February 7th, 2003, 09:33 PM

Quote:

The real challenge is how to fit in the maple leaf!

Thats easy tbontob use your fingers or a long narrow stick

tesco samoa · #5 February 7th, 2003, 09:35 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Domo/default.asp

tesco samoa · #6 February 8th, 2003, 02:51 AM

remember

http://buzz.ca/fun/chretien.html

and post the link

http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=008010

tesco samoa · #7 February 8th, 2003, 02:57 AM

President George Bush called Chretien with an emergency: "Our largest
condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's
favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"George, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power
to help you," replied the Prime Minister.

"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Chretien.

Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Bush.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4"
in diameter?" said Bush.

"No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up
and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least
10" long and 4" in diameter."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE'
on
each one."