Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Katchoo]

Originally posted by Power Man:
Power Man heads to the bar.
"Thanks for the offer Katchoo, but I don't feel like having any spaghetti right now. I guess you must also use "head cheese" in your recipe? "

*munch*munch*slurrrrrrp*munch*

"Hmmm...? Oh, no...no cheese...i'm lactose ignorant..."

Katchoo turns to look around the bar and sees everyone staring at him. Or ignoring him. He can't really tell since he has meatsauce in his eyes.

"C'mon everyone, eat up!"

Spaghetti sauce spits out as Katchoo speaks, spraying most of the bar with red sauce.

*slurrrrrrrp*munch*munch*munch*

[Taz-in-Space]

...Taz serves Powerman his tribble wings and returns to the bar just in time to see Katchoo spraying sauce on the bar. Taz does a double take as he notes Katchoo is eating what seems to be spaghetti out of his head.

He wants to be angry at Katchoo for the mess but how can he blame a critter that has such a handicap?

Taz decides that he will experiment and see if he can determine if Katchoo is an intelligent customer or some out-of-control pet.

Taz carefully opens some very hot pepper
(the kind that comes in sealed lead containers with flashing warning labels) and sprinkles the pepper thickly over the spaghetti. He figures that an intelligent critter should be able to learn NOT to eat his own brain. (even if it is spaghetti)

Taz then stands back to see the results of his first test.

[Katchoo]

*munch*munch*lipsmack*lipsmack*

...?

Katchoo starts to feel a tingling sensation on his head. Pulling out his bottle of Head & Shoulders Meat Sauce, he smiles.

"Wow, it tingles, so it must be working!"

Tears stream down Katchoo's face as he contiues eating the spaghetti that grows in place of hair.

*munch*munch*slurrrrrrrrp*munch*

Off in the corner, the barbarian eyes Katchoo. Could the barbarian possibly mistake Katchoo for the mythological figure known as Medusa? Could he...?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

'biological upgraded to strange catagory 4, yuck catagory 2. note for base: group 12-14 year-old programmers idea 3.7 point effiency upgrade, o.r.c. scale. catagory naming -0.5. difficulties in data exchange with sentients (that means people). note preceeding programmed interjection (snob). 0.25 resources diverted for non-esientials.'
[ooc: the o.r.c. scale is out of 10.]
narf takes another look at katchoo. 'yuck' he thinks.
then he decides to keep an eye on taz. he might not approve of the goop slowly starting to peel off the ceiling. or, he might approve. or, spoil it for fun. 2/3. narf puts some bait (salted nuts) down on the table below while taz is ocupied.
he considers some string in katchoo's spagetti...but he's too likely to get caught. besides, 2 pranks on something is overdoing it.

[ April 19, 2003, 09:27: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar emerges from his corner and orders yet another apple juice and then returns to his sanctuary. The entrance is now complete with a specially added enema firing cannon to keep away any mischeivious little "oiks". He smiles to himself as he notices his medium transport being towed away and quickly opens up his laptop and sends a message to the ship, smiling as the self destruct device explodes taking the bloody thieves with it!*

Right.... Now Narf! I'd love to have a feud with you, but i am currently waiting for Ragnarok, if you've read the Last few pages of the old cantina you will notice i'm currently busy feuding with him, but i'm sure if you insult Powerman he will give you some violence(or whatever you're looking for )

*As Raging Deadstar smiles to himself he throws his voice to where narf is standing. "ONIONS!" Raging Deadstar feels a suitbale measure of revenge has been achieved and watches as the "oik" is buried under a pile of Onions. Then he pulls a black hole out of his pocket and slides it underneath the large pile of veg and watches as it crashes down into the basement with a satisfying crash of pots and pan like noises. He then lies down on his sofa and loads up his napalm spreader, soon Ragnarok will come, and RD will be waiting *brood* *brood**

[ April 19, 2003, 11:50: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[David E. Gervais]

..I walk into the new antina and move over to my table by the window with the fake rain and order a nice tall galss of Amaretto di Sarono on ice..

I pull out my laptop and thanks to the latest in wireless technology, I hook up to the net and log on to the #se4 chanel at Gamesnet. hmmm, Rollo's in the shower and for the first time I see no sign of Fyron and SJ... I sit patiently and see who else will join the chat..

Cheers!

[Taz-in-Space]

...Hmmm, Katchoo is still eating the spaghetti!

Perhaps the little critter is just extra hungry -
I'll give it something else and see if it eats that.

Taz goes to the Kitchen and prepares an order of Tribble wings. He then takes the wings and a tall
frosted mug of beer and sets it down beside Katchoo.

Glancing around the bar, Taz notices that some shadowy figure in armor is watching him. In almost any other establishment this would be suspicious - but not here. Taz also notices some salted nuts and gives those to Katchoo as well.
Taz makes a note to himself to watch this narf fellow more closely.

Taz goes back to wiping the bar and waits for further developments.

[ April 19, 2003, 17:47: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]