Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Katchoo]

*munch*munch*lipsmack*lipsmack*

...?

Katchoo starts to feel a tingling sensation on his head. Pulling out his bottle of Head & Shoulders Meat Sauce, he smiles.

"Wow, it tingles, so it must be working!"

Tears stream down Katchoo's face as he contiues eating the spaghetti that grows in place of hair.

*munch*munch*slurrrrrrrrp*munch*

Off in the corner, the barbarian eyes Katchoo. Could the barbarian possibly mistake Katchoo for the mythological figure known as Medusa? Could he...?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

'biological upgraded to strange catagory 4, yuck catagory 2. note for base: group 12-14 year-old programmers idea 3.7 point effiency upgrade, o.r.c. scale. catagory naming -0.5. difficulties in data exchange with sentients (that means people). note preceeding programmed interjection (snob). 0.25 resources diverted for non-esientials.'
[ooc: the o.r.c. scale is out of 10.]
narf takes another look at katchoo. 'yuck' he thinks.
then he decides to keep an eye on taz. he might not approve of the goop slowly starting to peel off the ceiling. or, he might approve. or, spoil it for fun. 2/3. narf puts some bait (salted nuts) down on the table below while taz is ocupied.
he considers some string in katchoo's spagetti...but he's too likely to get caught. besides, 2 pranks on something is overdoing it.

[ April 19, 2003, 09:27: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar emerges from his corner and orders yet another apple juice and then returns to his sanctuary. The entrance is now complete with a specially added enema firing cannon to keep away any mischeivious little "oiks". He smiles to himself as he notices his medium transport being towed away and quickly opens up his laptop and sends a message to the ship, smiling as the self destruct device explodes taking the bloody thieves with it!*

Right.... Now Narf! I'd love to have a feud with you, but i am currently waiting for Ragnarok, if you've read the Last few pages of the old cantina you will notice i'm currently busy feuding with him, but i'm sure if you insult Powerman he will give you some violence(or whatever you're looking for )

*As Raging Deadstar smiles to himself he throws his voice to where narf is standing. "ONIONS!" Raging Deadstar feels a suitbale measure of revenge has been achieved and watches as the "oik" is buried under a pile of Onions. Then he pulls a black hole out of his pocket and slides it underneath the large pile of veg and watches as it crashes down into the basement with a satisfying crash of pots and pan like noises. He then lies down on his sofa and loads up his napalm spreader, soon Ragnarok will come, and RD will be waiting *brood* *brood**

[ April 19, 2003, 11:50: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[David E. Gervais]

..I walk into the new antina and move over to my table by the window with the fake rain and order a nice tall galss of Amaretto di Sarono on ice..

I pull out my laptop and thanks to the latest in wireless technology, I hook up to the net and log on to the #se4 chanel at Gamesnet. hmmm, Rollo's in the shower and for the first time I see no sign of Fyron and SJ... I sit patiently and see who else will join the chat..

Cheers!

[Taz-in-Space]

...Hmmm, Katchoo is still eating the spaghetti!

Perhaps the little critter is just extra hungry -
I'll give it something else and see if it eats that.

Taz goes to the Kitchen and prepares an order of Tribble wings. He then takes the wings and a tall
frosted mug of beer and sets it down beside Katchoo.

Glancing around the bar, Taz notices that some shadowy figure in armor is watching him. In almost any other establishment this would be suspicious - but not here. Taz also notices some salted nuts and gives those to Katchoo as well.
Taz makes a note to himself to watch this narf fellow more closely.

Taz goes back to wiping the bar and waits for further developments.

[ April 19, 2003, 17:47: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

narf suddnely relizes that he needs to replace an obscure but important part of his suit, called an isp. using his nanobots he rots the onions around him. then he hides them in places were it will be hard to find them. narf flies out of the hole and says "sorry, mantenence time, gotta run"

meanwhile, the green goop follows the nuts along the ceiling.

[it's basically an advanced Version of silly putty, 5 feet across, nonsentient, dark green, follow's the nuts and each time one is eaten it grows a little less attached to the cieling. when the Last ones eaten, it becomes bright green and falls. i'm assuming the cieling and corners are dark. i'm switching my isp. don't know when i'll be back, but it should be within 5 days. side note: the suits 'personality' is: 3 dashes of anylitical machine, 1 dash of housekeeper, 1 dash of war machine. narf's is kinda into pranks and a little annoyed that he can't get out of the suit. why he always orders something with poison in it.]

[Power Man]

Power Man looks over and sees that he as been rated THREE STARS !!
“YAY, my Rants have Finally been Rated !!”
“Taz, a round of your best three star al for the room. Even the guy under the tanning (UV) lamps.

Power Man sees David G. sitting at the window. “Hay David see what I managed to save from the Old Place.”
Power Man opens his Carry-All and pulls out the small fountain from the model cantina. It’s a little dented and scratched but it looks like it would still work.
Power Man takes it outside and sets it up in front of the New Place.
He turns up the water pressure to the fountain.
This causes the fountain to expand into a full size fountain, complete with a small pond and some benches.

If one looks into the pond one may see some very hard to spot and reclusive “COY Fish”.

“I think this place could use some flowers.” Power Man opens his Carry-All and pulls out some planters and puts them around the benches.
In the theme of a major holiday on my home world I am going to plant some Lilies.

As soon as the lilies are planted they begin to change. Their flowers get kind of orange stripes and the edges get what look like sharp little points (almost like teeth!).
The stems get a coating of orangish fuzz. And the leaves get a set of (claw like ) stickers.

If one listens one might hear what sounds like a “Meow-- FITZ…FITZ ”!!!
But don’t get too close. These are “Limp Lilies” no more.
No, get too close and you will get your Nose Nibbled !

They are now Tiger ( or maybe TIGGER) Lilies !!

So David, you don’t have to listen to fake rain. You can listen to the splashing fountain.
(Just watch out for the Tigger Lilies.)

(Oh what PUNishment! )