Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Power Man]

Power Man returns "Relaxed and Refreshed" from the "Inner Sanctum".
What was that famous quote ? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Ya RD like your purple curtains, UV lights, and enema firing cannons are "cultural and sane".
Maybe I ought to change your lights to be what they call "Black lights", you know the ones that make everything glow. That would give you a "different" color.

Power Man steps out of the cantina for a bit.
A short time later Taz gives RD a note.
RD reads the note. "GO OUTSIDE YOU NEED MORE TRAINING. Signed A Wise Master"

Intrigued RD goes outside. He sees that a large Un-Painted fence has been built all around the cantina!
There is a small sign sitting on a large can of toon paint the never empties and tiny angry toon brush that is always "Bristled" . It reads "Time for a LESSON."

Since RD knows that this is the way to true wisdom he is COMPELLED to take up the tiny brush and he begins to Paint the Fence. He will CONTINUE to paint the fence until the job is done.

However the fence is VERY LONG. The brush is VERY TINY. And when (and IF) he ever gets done the toon paint will change color, forcing him to START OVER.

One Last item.
The fence was made from "Drift" Wood. SO as RD is painting the fence the whole loop and RD lift off the not so solid ground and in the weak gravity they both start Drifting Away!!
RD is so ATTRACTED by the unpainted fence that, paint can and brush in hand, he just keeps on painting away.

Good By RD. I hope you will Learn something.

Ragnarok are you out there? When are you going to show up? RD needs some one else to play with.
All I ever wanted is a good card game.

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Power Man:
Power Man returns "Relaxed and Refreshed" from the "Inner Sanctum".
What was that famous quote ? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

It's almost as refreshing as smelling your armpits in the morning, smells like....VICTORY!

Ya RD like your purple curtains, UV lights, and enema firing cannons are "cultural and sane".
Maybe I ought to change your lights to be what they call "Black lights", you know the ones that make everything glow. That would give you a "different" color.

Excuse me But my corner of the cantina is very much cosy and "cultural" well more gothic culture than anythign but still culture. Unlike your house of cards! my corner can survive a gust of wind!

Ragnarok are you out there? When are you going to show up? RD needs some one else to play with.
All I ever wanted is a good card game.

EXCUSE ME!! I don't need ANYONE to play with in that sense! Anyway Growltigger gave the fbw's the order to cater for my every whim, so

*Raging Deadstar finally wanders back into the cantina having painted the fence, albeit badly and in different sevral colours but still it is pianted. During this time he has learnt many wonderous things and gained supernatural powers. For he is now a wise master himself now! He returns now in traditional black robes with purple insides with a purple belt round his waist! he searches his now vast memory for many different revenges! Fianlly he picks a suitbale measure and He then pulls out his enema shooting device and gives powerman 1 minute to run. Thinking to himself he loads the armour piercing buttplugs and proceeds to go hunting!*

In the words of GT

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[primitive]

Primitive walks up to the new arcade game. With his great leather boot, he gives the maschine a viscious kick. This both starts the game and empties it for the credits from the previous players. He easily finds a good rythm, consentrating on the beer, the pizzas and the red peppers. He scores and scores and scores and...

Hmm,
Maybe his kick has broken the game, cause it never stops, and it also seems to get easier after a while when some of the food items run out.

Seeing all that beer flying by , Primitive feels the need to relieve himself. He chooses the new fountain by the new (badly painted) fence. At least he doesn't have to use the sissy facilities indoors anymore.

LOL
Great idea Taz

[Power Man]

Power Man chooses not to run.
He reaches into his Power Suit and pulls out his Long Thick Pink
TOON ERASER (What were you thinking?)

With a few swipes RD's enema shooting device disappears from his hand.
A few more and RD's Hand Disappears !!
A dozen more swipes with the Eraser and Power Man has "Rubbed out" Raging Deadstar !!

All that is left is RD's two big blinking toon type eyes.

These fall on the bar with a coin like "ping".
Taz mistakes the eyes for a tip and grabs them up off the bar and puts them into his "Tip Jar".
(you could say that it look like Taz "has your eyes".)

Power Man looks out and sees a ship coming through the portal.
"OH BOY it is my new PC (Personal Cruiser) I ordered."
He leaves the building and goes out to check his new PC.

On his way he sees primitive heading toward the fountain with "that look".
"Oh Oh this could be interesting."

As primitive gets ready to "use the fountain" he hears the rustlings of many leaves.
The Tigger lilies do not like the idea of anyone spoiling the waters. They begin to turn their sharp toothed flowers toward primitive. Their sharp stickered leaves snap out after primitive's "best bits".

Not only that but those "Coy" fish have turned into "Oriental Fighting" fish and they start leaping up trying to catch any thing "dangling".

Yes, unlike the "poor fountain" in the Old cantina that was for ever getting messed up, this time the fountain has defenders !!

Primitive, not wanting to get his Pee-Pee Pricked, (sorry folks, I could not resist) quickly leaves the fountain area.

Still feeling "un-empted" primitive is happy to spot a "primitive", sweet smelling, "honey bucket" type out house just on the other side of the poorly painted fence. He makes a "Bee" line for the honey bucket and "goes" inside.

PHUE the honey bucket is not so "sweet smelling" anymore.

[Ragnarok]

*Ragnarok walks into the new Cantina and thinks to himself: "Wow, this place is really nice. I'll just set myself up in a new corner over here. Ahh yes, this should do just nicely."*

*RD is sitting in his booth sipping his orange juice waiting for Ragnarok to continue to battle. Rags walks up to RD and says: "Hey RD, I ran into some people with the Universal News Network (UNN) in the parking lot; they said they've heard alot about you and want to take your picture." RD gets really excited at the news and he goes running out to the parking lot where Rags has hired some people to pose as the UNN folks, they proceed to have RD stand on a X in the middle of the parking lot to "take his picture". RD is smiling gleefully waiting for the camara to snap. There is a bright flash and when RD is able to see again he looks down only to notice that there is a huge hole where the X used to be, of course the laws of cartoon physics kick in and he falls the second he realizes what is going on. It is the bottomless pit in which he will not be able to escape.*

Sorry for the delay RD, been a bit hectic, plus haven't had any ideas for taking you out.

*Ragnarok blows his trumpet and yells, "CHARRRRGE!!"

[Katchoo]

*munch*munch*munch*

*BURRRRRP!*

Having finished his meal Katchoo puts his beany propeller hat back on.

"Hmmm...no napkins..." Katchoo muses.

Katchoo reaches over the bar, grabs Taz's apron, and yanks it off.

*Yank!*

Katchoo wipes his faces clean and then heads out the door to use the Honey Bucket. Several days later Katchoo finishes his "business" with the bucket and re-enters the bar. Katchoo tosses Taz's apron back to him.

"There's no toilet paper out there either" Katchoo remarks to Taz before heading for the new gambling room.

Meanwhile the Honey Bucket becomes it's own life form, and as it's first sentient act, commits suicide. A funeral will be held on Friday.

[Taz-in-Space]

...Taz sees the well-used apron on its way and zips over to intercept it with the Toxic-waste Barrel.

With a hiss and a clang, the apron is sealed in the barrel with no time to spare.

After feeding Katchoo the Pepper and Tribble wings Taz knows better than try to clean THAT apron again!

Hmmm, Powerman 'rubbed out' RD? Can't have a good customer default on his TAB that way!

Taking an indelable ink pen from his pocket, Taz draws in an outline shaped vaguely like RD and places the eyes about where they should be.

Taz then waits for the laws of cartoonland to work their magic...