Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Taz-in-Space]

...Taz sees the well-used apron on its way and zips over to intercept it with the Toxic-waste Barrel.

With a hiss and a clang, the apron is sealed in the barrel with no time to spare.

After feeding Katchoo the Pepper and Tribble wings Taz knows better than try to clean THAT apron again!

Hmmm, Powerman 'rubbed out' RD? Can't have a good customer default on his TAB that way!

Taking an indelable ink pen from his pocket, Taz draws in an outline shaped vaguely like RD and places the eyes about where they should be.

Taz then waits for the laws of cartoonland to work their magic...

[Raging Deadstar]

"Raging Deadstar looks around, Ragnarok is looking rather guilty and powerman has apparently been rubbed him out! Luckily Raging Deadstar isn't falling forever down a bottomless pit, it turns out that the dust from the eraser blew past Narf and projected raging Deadstars image to ragnarok. So narf is currently falling down a botomless pit, but Raging Deadstar is now a stick man standing in the middle of the cantina (anyone think taz got the idea off the nike advert? ) The stick Version of Raging Deadstar picks up the indelable ink pen and draws on a massive quantum torpedo launcher and a remote control. He then wanders over to david gervais, who after many hours repaints Raging Deadstar back to his former 3d glory, complete with said weapons gleaming from Gervais's superior art work*

*Raging Deadstar pushes the remote control and a giant anvil falls and crushes Powerman, then there is a whirring sound as something like a ship falls out the sky. The sqaushed powerman grows teo large cartoon eyes and feet and waddles over to the door only to see his beloved Dread 2 falling from the sky, reeling from a deadly blow from the Anathema class Battleship. The ship then explodes in a giant fireball of splendour. The squashed powerman just looks on in disbelief. Raging Deadstar then turns round and fires all 6 of his quantum torpedoes at ragnaroks corner, virtually vaporising anything in there except the walls. Ragnarok is then placed in the toxic waste barrel and is sealed before being ejected into space!*

Right *rubs hands* Taz one apple juice please, i believe my revenge has been swift and...vengeful!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

rd is yelling "i got you all" in the middle of the cantina. he seems to have been driven into delusion. after all, the Last time anyone saw narf, he left. and he's still gone till i switch my isp, for the sake of continuity. and to make sure nothing happens to him while i'm gone. so rd's having delusions. he also ate a nut.
[OT] come on, people, don't you want to see the Last person to eat one of the nuts covered in green goop?

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
rd is yelling "i got you all" in the middle of the cantina. he seems to have been driven into delusion. after all, the Last time anyone saw narf, he left. and he's still gone till i switch my isp, for the sake of continuity. and to make sure nothing happens to him while i'm gone. so rd's having delusions. he also ate a nut.
[OT] come on, people, don't you want to see the Last person to eat one of the nuts covered in green goop?

you mean that wasn't you in that armoured suit? but why does he look exactly like you?

*RD wonders to himself who was falling down that bottomless pit then, as it wasn't him, or narf! But it doesn't pray on his conscience long as he returns to his corner and relaxes*

[narf poit chez BOOM]

i ziped out when i thought my isp was going to turn me off. since i don't know when there going to turn if off, i've left myself out. and your still nuts.

[Kamog]

Did someone mention nuts covered in green goop? Where? I'm hungry... food....

[narf poit chez BOOM]

[the Last person to eat the nuts i put out there as bait gets the green goop on them that follows the nuts, only across the cieling. the characters don't know that though, becuase it's dark green. but it's be bright green once the Last nut is eaten. it's not sentient. the nuts are giving off some undetectible chemicals. well, there undetectible now.]

[ April 25, 2003, 08:44: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]