Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Growltigger · #1 April 29th, 2003, 06:25 PM

Power Man, you can be weapons officer if you want (but I get to fire the photon torpedoes). Barry is the security officer and lives in cargo deck 4 (he is too big to fit on the bridge).....

Right, we need helmsmen, a communications officer (what did chekov used to do), a teleportation officer and a counsellor, oh and we need some boring straight laced nerd to be data (anyone seen Ragnarok?)

Erax · #2 April 29th, 2003, 06:36 PM

On the Old Series, Chekhov was the navigator, Sulu was the Helmsman. LaSalle (also known as The Crewman No One Remembers) was the navigator before Chekhov. Kyle was Transporter Chief. There was no weapons officer, Sulu controlled helm and weapons (he had the best job on the bridge, other than Captain).

Growltigger · #3 April 29th, 2003, 06:42 PM

OK, Power Man is weapons officer, which leaves us needing a navigator, a helmsman, a communications officer, a counsellor (who is going to wear a wig and the fake comedy breasts, and look strained every episode?), a transporter operator and an android.

Post 100 is fast approaching. Volunteers please.

PS hey do we also need a chef? I need to order the kitchen to prepare curry, chilli and sauerkraut and lots of fizzy beer in anticipation of our first mission

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Erax · #4 April 29th, 2003, 06:49 PM

Hmmm... how about announcing "Anyone who comes in here without a proper job as an officer automatically becomes a red-shirt ensign" ?

That should get 'em to line up plenty fast.

Edit : take a look at this Trek link :

Trek Wars

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geoschmo · #5 April 29th, 2003, 06:54 PM

Damnit Tig I'm a doctor, not a casting director.

Btw, all FBW's must report to sick bay prior to departure for their physical examinations. Regulation's you know.

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Growltigger · #6 April 29th, 2003, 07:05 PM

Dammit Geo, your a doctor, not a middle aged sex crazed pervert who likes to fondle the FBWs for fun!

Sheesh, hypocractic oath or what.....

OK, we are fast approaching post 100. Mr Erax, please ensure the warp engines are brought on-line. Mr Power Man, please check that our phaser banks are fully charged, and that we have a full compliment of photon torpedoes on board. Number 1, please can you go down to the sick bay and slap the good doctor round the chops till he comes to his senses. Mr S'katchoo, please will you stop mincing around and in the absence of a navigator, plot our course to Fart Point

Gentlemen, make it so

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Power Man · #7 April 29th, 2003, 07:09 PM

All right I'll be the Helmsman then, just so I can get a "Designated Driver" to sub for me on "party Night " when I want to raise some HEL- Man.
We can all still play Poker in the card room on Tuesdays, right??

Power Man takes the controls. "Lets see what this baby can do." He starts turning the ship this way and that. OK everybody lean to the left, Now Right, Now left again. WEE

Let's test out the weapons.
Power Man uses the "Yellow Alert" phasers to write his initials in the snow on a passing comet.

Where TO Captain ??

Raging Deadstar may be lurking in his UV lighted purple cloaked ship.

Rags may want to be the role of the "Re-occurring Rascal Rags."
I mean we may need some Villains to PUNish.