Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Raging Deadstar]

*Senator Deadstar looks around in his control room as he watches Science Officer S'Katchoo get extremely aroused by getting fish slapped over and over again. Seeing this he pushes a few buttons and hopes the outcome will work..*

*The Probe droid floats over to the Vulcan and it's huge metal claw shoots out and impales S'katchoo to the wall by his neck. It then fires a poison dart at him and watches as the fast acting poison takes effect. The probe droid opens a hatch up and pulls out a ballerina's costume which he deposits on the floor. The droid lets go and reactivates it's hologram projector and the hologram ensign smiles as S'Katchoo puts the costume on over his uniform and pirouettes down the corridor before leaping away. Senator Deadstar smiles at the havoc the Vulcan could unleash. A few button presses later and the ensign disappears down the hallway, looking for someone more stable to interrorgate!*

[Gryphin]

Guys, I can't keep up. I just don't have time to make the quality of post I would want to. I'll pop in now and then.

[Taz-in-Space]

25 armored and fleet of foot Britney Spears and Shania Twain Clones immediately set out to capture and bring to bay the oncoming furball.

Seeing the amazons close in, Taz sends Narf back to warn Powerman and the rest of the away team.

As for himself, he figures that this might be a chance to 'get to the bottom of things'.

Taz hides his weapon and stops spinning. Giving friendly hugs all around, he says, "Take Taz to paradise.., err I mean your leader!"

[David E. Gervais]

I, walk into the dimly lit bar and instinctively go to my regular table by the fake window with the fake rain,.. "Taz I'll have a nice cool glass of JD on the rocks, and put it on RD's tab."

..aaaaah, feels good to take a moment to relax. I thought this place was lost, I missed the name change and wondered where all the people went.

Cheers!

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by growltigger:
Hmmmm, I guess a navigator is a bit of a luxory on this trip but when he re-surfaces, I nominate David Gervais as I think he could find his backside with both hands which is more than the rest of us, and as for a counsellor, I nominate Gryphin whenever he turns up to the party....

Hey David. This place is no longer just a cantina my pixel pushing friend. Where you are now sitting is the lounge on board the coveted TSSS Phongs Head. I suggest you read the past 5-6 pages and catch up on whats happening, Of course if theres no desire to naviagte Tigga's ship you can always join the Deadstar Continuum and help us irradicate the Galactic Federation, but if boldly going where no artist has went before, drinking new beer and finding luscious alien girls to bonk is more your thing, go with Growltigga!

[mac5732]

The Armored Spears and Twain Clones latch on to the one team member that appears to be some type of carnivorous whirlwind. They attach manacles to his frame and proceed to lead him back to the fortress for interrotation. The poor creatchers appears to be drooling and salivatating from his profucious openings as he regards his captors.

Meanwhile, back at the fortress, the sharp Wisen one, advises his planet security to release the new mutated Rat forms, the ones which carry Lexington IX's. The new transmorganizer ray weapons. They immediatly head towards the 2nd landing team member, the one in the strange looking power suit....

In addition, a smallish type hollow beam is inserted thru the screens and armor of the waiting ship, the special essance of methane squad quickly releases a new mixture of essance into the ship's quarters to record the reactions of those on board...

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
...but if boldly going where no artist has went before, drinking new beer and finding luscious alien girls to bonk is more your thing, go with Growltigga!

aaaah the grass is always greener in GT's camp...

I'm now setting a course to planet Minogue2 where we will all be able to take a tour of the Kylie Clone Factory. Once we get there, remember the red zone is for the imediate loading and unloading of Kylie Clones only, Please keep on the yellow path through the factory.

I have a nifty new gadget to help me navigate, it's called a 'Warp-Point Generator Mark-V' It allows me to open a warp point to anywhere in the known universe. (I would have purchased a Mark-X but that model opens a warp-point to anywhere in the UnKnown Universe [and randomly at that] So the Mark-V is much safer for a rookie navigator like myself

Cheers!