Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Erax · #1 May 14th, 2003, 02:47 PM

Cap'n, we're all waitin' here for ye ta roll the opening credits for the episode of yer choice.

Taz, send me a beer and a haggis sandwich for while I wait.

dogscoff · #2 May 14th, 2003, 05:51 PM

I like the idea of seeing you lot sporting goatee beards (I already have one- does that make me evil?) so I have unilaterally decreed that the next episode shall be:
Minger, Minger

Here's the episode we're sending up, and for the colonially-challenged, here is a definition of the word "minger". (It's pronounced to rhyme with "winger", not "ginger".)

Power Man · #3 May 14th, 2003, 06:01 PM

Can we chose to be the Good or the Bad Version?

It will be just the girls that are ugly right??

narf poit chez BOOM · #4 May 15th, 2003, 01:13 AM

there is only one narf. any non-narf's in blue suits will be hammered on sight.

Kamog · #5 May 15th, 2003, 05:16 AM

We get to be in whichever universe where the girls are pretty, right?

geoschmo · #6 May 15th, 2003, 05:47 AM

Spock's Brain was bad, but I think the worst one I ever saw was the one where Kirk got body snatched by the female scientist. Remember this was during the 60's. That episode was so bad it set the women's lib movement back decades and by some accounts was directly responsioble for the failure of the passage of the ERA amendment.

Watching Bill Shatner pretending to be a woman was just disturbing. [shudder]

Kamog · #7 May 15th, 2003, 05:56 AM

Another really bad one was the one where Spock is overcome by urges and he has to return to Vulcan. It turns out that Vulcans live in a rather primitive way on their planet even though they are supposed to be so advanced technologically. Spock and Kirk have to go through this ritual combat to the death, and there's the usual unconvincingly dramatic fight scene.