Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[geoschmo]

Spock's Brain was bad, but I think the worst one I ever saw was the one where Kirk got body snatched by the female scientist. Remember this was during the 60's. That episode was so bad it set the women's lib movement back decades and by some accounts was directly responsioble for the failure of the passage of the ERA amendment.

Watching Bill Shatner pretending to be a woman was just disturbing. [shudder]

[Kamog]

Another really bad one was the one where Spock is overcome by urges and he has to return to Vulcan. It turns out that Vulcans live in a rather primitive way on their planet even though they are supposed to be so advanced technologically. Spock and Kirk have to go through this ritual combat to the death, and there's the usual unconvincingly dramatic fight scene.

[mac5732]

OT for just a sec. anyone here going to Origins in Columbus, Oh, in June? Shrapnel is going to have a booth there, just wondering, I'll probably go as its only a 2hr drive

just some ideas Mac

[Taz-in-Space]

Taz reluctantly dons his Guinen outfit and resumes his duties in Ten Forward.

Ordered by Erax: A beer and a Haggis sandwich.

Taz serves Erax the beer and (Ugg) his Haggis sandwich.
"Do you know what is in that? How about a nice plate of Tribble Wings instead?"

What is a haggis: http://www.electricscotland.com/haggis/haggis1.html

As Taz waits for the next episode to begin, he pulls out a rag and begins to polish the bar...

[ May 15, 2003, 05:58: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

lol. and i thought it was oatmeal in a sheeps stomach!

[Growltigger]

End opening credits and still shots of heroic Captain Growltigga looking macho and well, just plain heroic.....

Camera pans left to shot of TSSS Phong's Head zipping along through space (if you look closely enough, you can see the wires)....

Captain Slog, Stardate 13.01.15.05.03 GMT, despite our entente cordial and mutual appreciation of the female clone mud-wrestling-wet-look-nude-all-in-wahey-event, I have been unable to convince the Fart Point Council to allow the Galactic Federation to mine dilithium crystals on their planet, but I have been successful in securing galaxy-wide distribution rights for "Old Regurgitator", their strongest and finest ale. That's the pension sorted out anyway...

However, when we were beamed back to Phong's Head, I noticed a slight fault in our transporter system, possibly caused by the methane storms surrounding Fart Point...

The crew of the Phong's Head are strange, for a start, everybody has stupid goatee beards, even the girls, and my first officer, always a bit of an effete ponce, is now walking round flexing his biceps (for what it is worth) and acting like a right pratt.. I am worried that the transporter problem has beamed us to another dimension where the crew of the Phong's Head are a bunch of strange tee-totla pacificts and mincing queens.. also, every body seems to have ginger hair.. I might have to rename the ship the TSSS Ginger Minger at this rate...

Something must be up, I am sure that the transporter man blew my first officer a kiss when we beamed up, there doesn't appear to be a real man (or real woman) for that matter in the whole crew

I have asked the away team to investigate......

[geoschmo]

(Let me officially declare my displeasure at the choice of topics for this episode. But beign a dedicated professional fake actor I will do my best to play the role as written. But I expect you will be hearing from my agent at contract renewel time. )

[comunicator beep]
Mccoy: Yoooo-hoooo! Captain Gt! You big stud cat you. I heard you had returned from your away mission. Now you get tail down to sick bay pronto handsome. I need to do a complete physical exame on you and make sure you didn't pick up any nasty alien bugs. I'm waaaiting.......

[ May 15, 2003, 13:53: Message edited by: geoschmo ]