Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Ruatha]

Well beam me up Scotty.
How do one finds 10 forward here to get some free drinks?

Ruatha looks around with the view that has seen more than 1000 Posts pass by. An experianced person these days!

Aint I great or what??

[narf poit chez BOOM]

so the real phong's head is the evil one? make sence. now lets see...

narf, after interviewing a few citicens of fartpoint, learns about what happened to most of his rats. taking of an the trail of his rats, he draws steadily closer to the phong's head, who's rampage he is determined to stop.

[Raging Deadstar]

*As the Phongs Head is travelling along 5 cloaked Deadstar Continuum Battleships materialise surrounding the Phong's Head. They move into intercept positions and open fire, with the combined fire of all 5 ships shield depleters the Phong's heads shields are left low, if not destroyed. On Board the Captain Leyasu receives his orders and prepares to give his proposal to the crew...*

*The Phong's Head's viewscreen bursts into colour as a Deadstar Captain appears on it, looking very evil, he looks around at the bemused crew of the phong's head and notices the strange looking man with the goatee standing before him. The captain looks around, no sign of the captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat. Just someone who looks like a non-sentient lifeform, well with that GOATEE It seemed he was, and why did he look like he had something shoved up his back hole?.*

"Greetings TSSS Phongs Head, I captain Leyasu of the Deadstar demand you remove your ship from Claimed Deadstar space. Failure to do so shall result in the swift destruction of your ship. You have 1 day to comply or you will be annexed! Refuse and prepare the caskets for your arrival!"

*The Viewscreen knocks off and the entire crew of good looking gothic women burst into hysterics of the sight of the first officer with the goatee. The video is saved and sent around the deadstar continuum to be displayed as propaganda against the enemy, for now the galactic federation has been resoundingly humiliated. With the 5 cruisers tri cobalt torpedoes locked on they await the first officers decision!*

[narf poit chez BOOM]

narf reaches the phong's head and begins to bang on the cargo bay door with a hammer. the doors bulge inward and split, narf goes inside, and a forcefield generated by the phongs head snaps into place behind him. narf starts heading towards a door, then a tyrranosaurus kicks him in the side. narf slams against the wall and drops into a crouch. grasping his hammer tightly, he slams the tyranno in the side, knocking 30 feet it into a wall. the t-rex, only shaken up, charges...

[Erax]

Let's stop a minute and see where everyone is.

We have the Captain and Scoffo on the Minger Phong and the Minger Scoffo and presumably the Minger Captain on the original Phong. Erax is on the original Phong, but I will also play Minger Erax in the Minger Universe as needed. (play both your characters, get twice the fun the price of one !)

Narf is on the original Phong, about to become a snack for Barry (I don't even want to THINK what Minger Barry looks like).

RD may be attacking either Phong.

Power Man and Taz were on the away team, they are probably in the Minger Universe.

OK, back to the show...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

snack? i don't think so. just as soon as i get back, that t-rex doesn't stand a chance.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

reserved. brain fried.