Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Raging Deadstar]

*As the Phongs Head is travelling along 5 cloaked Deadstar Continuum Battleships materialise surrounding the Phong's Head. They move into intercept positions and open fire, with the combined fire of all 5 ships shield depleters the Phong's heads shields are left low, if not destroyed. On Board the Captain Leyasu receives his orders and prepares to give his proposal to the crew...*

*The Phong's Head's viewscreen bursts into colour as a Deadstar Captain appears on it, looking very evil, he looks around at the bemused crew of the phong's head and notices the strange looking man with the goatee standing before him. The captain looks around, no sign of the captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat. Just someone who looks like a non-sentient lifeform, well with that GOATEE It seemed he was, and why did he look like he had something shoved up his back hole?.*

"Greetings TSSS Phongs Head, I captain Leyasu of the Deadstar demand you remove your ship from Claimed Deadstar space. Failure to do so shall result in the swift destruction of your ship. You have 1 day to comply or you will be annexed! Refuse and prepare the caskets for your arrival!"

*The Viewscreen knocks off and the entire crew of good looking gothic women burst into hysterics of the sight of the first officer with the goatee. The video is saved and sent around the deadstar continuum to be displayed as propaganda against the enemy, for now the galactic federation has been resoundingly humiliated. With the 5 cruisers tri cobalt torpedoes locked on they await the first officers decision!*

[narf poit chez BOOM]

narf reaches the phong's head and begins to bang on the cargo bay door with a hammer. the doors bulge inward and split, narf goes inside, and a forcefield generated by the phongs head snaps into place behind him. narf starts heading towards a door, then a tyrranosaurus kicks him in the side. narf slams against the wall and drops into a crouch. grasping his hammer tightly, he slams the tyranno in the side, knocking 30 feet it into a wall. the t-rex, only shaken up, charges...

[Erax]

Let's stop a minute and see where everyone is.

We have the Captain and Scoffo on the Minger Phong and the Minger Scoffo and presumably the Minger Captain on the original Phong. Erax is on the original Phong, but I will also play Minger Erax in the Minger Universe as needed. (play both your characters, get twice the fun the price of one !)

Narf is on the original Phong, about to become a snack for Barry (I don't even want to THINK what Minger Barry looks like).

RD may be attacking either Phong.

Power Man and Taz were on the away team, they are probably in the Minger Universe.

OK, back to the show...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

snack? i don't think so. just as soon as i get back, that t-rex doesn't stand a chance.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

reserved. brain fried.

[Kamog]

The computer is reading a damaged door in cargo bay 2...

Kamog goes down to investigate, his handy roll of Duct Tape in hand. ...Hey, what's that tyrannasaurus rex doing in the cargo bay?? No problem, take this! - uh, oh, where's my hand phaser? (Checks his utility belt - no luck.)

Kamog goes to the control panel on the wall and touches some buttons. The huge cargo bay door starts to open, and there's a sudden rush of air blowing out into space. Some cargo containers fly out into open space, and the T-rex is sucked against the opening. Kamog grabs Commander Narf and quickly pulls him out of the Cargo Bay.

[Taz-in-Space]

Taz/Guinen in Ten Forward has noticed something is different since he came back to the ship - for one thing almost nobody is ordering any alcoholic drinks!
However trade is Brisk on tea. Same goes for lemonade and Sarsaparilla. And (horrors) is that coffee being served to Ensign Starbuck?

Another funny thing is all those goatees everybody has on. Even a few of the women are sporting them.
And somebody just asked ME why I shaved mine off!
A goatee on a TAZ??

Taz decides to wait a little and see what else might be a 'little funny!'