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Old May 16th, 2003, 02:03 PM
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Minger Erax wanders into the transporter room just as Taz and the Captain are about to start readjusting the controls and nearly spills his banana-flavored hot chocolate.

"Oooh sorry Captain, I didn't know you were in here, you nearly killed me."

He then notices what the two of them are up to.

"Let me do that, please, it took ages for me to set up a pretty personalized desktop on the transporter panel, with cute animals and everything. Now what was it that you wanted ?"
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Old May 16th, 2003, 03:08 PM

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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

:: Looks down at my cleavage ::
I would like to get back to my former dimensions too.
Doc, that is enough "testing" of my Chest. Go malest one of the nurses.
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Old May 16th, 2003, 05:41 PM
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Power Man is a bit dazed by the rough Beam Back. He can�t seem to find his way to the bridge. It is all most like this is a different ship !!
He finally makes it back to his post.
He is surprised by what he finds. The controls are all Wrong! The ship speeds are Slow, Mince, Swish, Prance, Skip, and Scurry Away !!
The phaser settings are Warm, Fuzzy, Tickle, Pinch, and Slap !!
�I don�t even want to Think what the settings are for the PEE tube.�

Taking out his Comm unit Power Man calls the Captain. Captain Growltigga something is Not Right here.

I just heard a message from the FCC. (taken by the Comm Oficer who is being played by a PLastic Blow up Man with a silly goatee.) You have been ordered to secure the mining rights from �Those Old Farts� by noon tomorrow. If not you are ordered to �just Tickle them till it hurts.�

I will meet you in your Ready room. I have my phaser Captain. But all I can find around here is Silly Putty and pLastic Wiffel Ball Bats. They only have 6 inch Fake Finger Nails !!

(Sorry folks but I have had a few (Real Life) problems come up and may be only a �supporting character� for this episode. I will try to keep up with the story and chime in when I can. )
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Old May 17th, 2003, 04:03 AM
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narf asks kamog about his rats. kamog, being helpfull, tells him about his rats. narf, being nice in thanks for the information, uses knockout gas, since as far as he knows kamog didn't do anything to his rats. he then proceeds down the cooridor, knocking random crewmen into disks. and narf is not a rat. narf sells pet rats. and pinky is a mouse. my cantina avatar is a guy in a blue suit.
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Old May 17th, 2003, 04:25 AM
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Going back into Cargo Bay 2, Kamog notices the T-rex still caught in the bay doors. Uh, oh, I can't close the doors now because that would crush the dinosaur. I know, I'll use the transporter to move him into Cargo Bay 1.

Kamog runs to Cargo Bay 1, clears a large area in the center of the room, and hits some buttons on the transporter control panel. The T-rex disappears from Cargo Bay 2... and a bearded Barry appears in Cargo Bay 1. What? What's going on? I'm sure he didn't have a beard a minute ago... oh, well, whatever.

Kamog goes to 10 Forward to have dinner. ... There's something different about the waitresses today... why do all the Kylie Clone FBW's have goatees now? Ugh!
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Posted by Growltigger:
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Taz, you are the only sensible one on this away team, double check the transporter and let us beam ourselves back to where we belong"
As Taz is about to follow orders he is interrupted by Minger Erax.
Even a Taz has his limits and when M-Erax turns away to sip his hot chocolate; Taz breaks out his trusty gyroscope-equipped titanium-coated baseball bat and whacks M-Erax with it!

Satisfied that M-Erax will be counting stars for some time to come, Taz proceeds to fix the #%&*! transporter.
First that desktop theme has got to go. Taz considers using the bat once again, but settles for resetting the system to win-doze standard...
...Some time later Taz reports to the captain that the transporter is ready to go. (And Taz MORE than ready to go...)

Oh, and I have set remote beam-out for Power Man who reported to your ready room (as ordered) instead of meeting you here!
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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

must use better knockout gas next time.
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