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Old May 22nd, 2003, 10:00 PM
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Fortunately Power Man knows were the Doc keeps the "Sticky Wicket" brand penicillin (you know the one that says "Its Good For What Ails You").

He grabs a good "Dose" of the pills.

He also takes a tube of Preparation STD ointment (also available in giant suppositories).
Returning to his cabin with his cure well "in Hand", he vows to be a "Good Boy". "Next time I'll see a Fuzzy Bunny Dealer from my Card Room. I know they always play with a "clean deck."

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Captain Growltigga has started an interesting business sideline. Thanks to the internal scanner in the PVC and black leather lined Captain's Ready Room, Kapitan Jean Luc Le Mucho Grande Calientes Saucisson Le Chat is raking it in selling DVD's of his, ahem, intimate liaisons to discerning connossieurs in the galaxy!

The room is available for hire should anyone in the crew wish to avail themselves of this facility
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hee hee, note that in a fit of Bar Trek-esque related insanity, I have changed my handle to the great captain himself!
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Old May 24th, 2003, 12:13 AM
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'Tig, that must be the silliest idea I've heard in my entire life.

Edit : That's why I'm doing it too !!

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Do you prefer the title of Captain Chat or will a simple Mr. Chat do?
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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

I agree, thats the dumbest thing i heard, shame on you!

Ahh what the heck, I'll do it too!



Note: Does the Galactic Federation allow Captains to have X rated side businesses? Though after seeing your "neotigations" with my emissary i wouldn't be suprised... I'll get my tactical Weapons officer to study this film, maybe it will reveal some of Jean Luc Le Grand Chats combat techniques...
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Since there appears to be a pause in the action aboard the Tsss Phong's Head, let me take this opportunity to introduce the latest feature film of our Illustrous Captain:



This grand production was filmed exclusively in our own Captain's Ready Room and features our own Captain Jean Luc le Grand Chat.
See the heroic Captain in this his latest amourous 'tail'.
See his encounters with Thing One And Thing Two.
This production is rated XXX x 10^10!

All this is now currently being shown for a limited time in HoloDecks 3 and 4. BYOBB*

Show price is a low 10,000 minerals.

* Bring your own barf-bag
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