Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

The plucky away team sneak down the corridors of the underground city, they follow the signs to the harem the door of which is, unfortunately, locked.

"Taz, open this door" says the captain. Taz kicks into superwhirlwind speed and demolishes the door.

They look inside into a vision of Arabesque delights. A beautiful tiled room has a gentle fountain as its centre point and yes, louging around seductively on some divans are about 20 of the galaxy's most beautiful maidens, fortunately wearing enough clothing for say only about 2 girls. There is also a demur female Taz as well!

Growltigga starts frothing at the mouth and all that can be heard is the sound of ther away team's fly buttons pinging off the ceiling.

Is this just a distraction to keep our intrepid away team from S'Katchoo's brain. Will someone be able to override Captain Jean Luc le Grand Chat's hormones? What will happen next?