Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Kamog · #1 June 18th, 2003, 04:15 AM

Kamog takes his tricorder and scans in the architecture and design of the beautiful tiled room with the fountain, and also captures holographic images of several girls.

When we get back to the ship, this will make a very nice holodeck program...

Growltigger · #2 June 18th, 2003, 12:48 PM

Captain to Mr Power Man, beam down some nasty evil lizardi things with lots of teeth from the Phong's Head menagerie. Dogscoff and I need something to kill.

Erax and Kamog, stop taking photos of nice young ladies and get that brain in place.

Has anyone found out why on earth the beeyoooootiful young ladies chose Mr S'Katchoo? (other than the fact that he is a disco queen with an underutilised brain?)....

and who is this funny senator deadstar who keeps making sotto vocce comments on the airwaves? someone please shoot him

dogscoff · #3 June 19th, 2003, 01:06 AM

At Last!

*dogscoff goes into another trigger happy frenzy. By the time 3 minutes have elapsed, he and 'tig are covered head to toe in lizard guts and out of ammunition. Only the giant queen-lizard remains, so dogscoff has a couple of big power-assisted loading suits (like the one from aliens) beamed down for the big finale punchup.

Erax · #4 June 19th, 2003, 01:21 AM

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Erax and Kamog, stop taking photos of nice young ladies and get that brain in place.

Actually, Cap'n, our job was to get the brain out of the controller thingy, getting it back into Mr. S'Katchoo's head is Dr. Geo's job.

I'm an engineer, not a doctor !

Growltigger · #5 June 18th, 2003, 02:27 PM

"Mr Erax" says the captain as he gets into his loading robotic suite and proceeds to take the "Long Legged Heron Flying Over Dark Mountain" karate stance...., "stop getting cheeky with me m'boyo, you get that controller in place with immediate effect. If Dr Geo is not available for the operation, you might have to do it"

"HeeeeyyyahhhhH" the sight of El Kapitano springing through the air in his loading suit amazes all onlookers. The Queen lizard puts up her dukes and a battle royale commences!!

Cry havoc, and let slip the cats of war!!!

Bang bang biff biff crunch shriek heeyahhh bang bang biff biff pow thwack biff biff take that you vicious lizard scumbag biff biff twok crunch snff snff snffff thump

Taz-in-Space · #6 June 19th, 2003, 07:39 AM

Taz, always ready to learn some new violence, produces a large notepad...

Quote:

Bang bang biff biff crunch shriek heeyahhh bang bang biff biff pow thwack biff biff take that you vicious lizard scumbag biff biff twok crunch snff snff snffff thump

Notes:
bang = 4
biff = 8
crunch = 2
shriek = 1 -> I assume this is the queen

heeyahhh = 1
pow = 1
thwack = 1
take that you vicious lizard scumbag = 1
twok = 1
snff = 2
snffff = 1 -> the long form of snff?
thump = 1 -> really hope this is the queen

OK, Taz got all of that... go on...

Growltigger · #7 June 19th, 2003, 09:47 AM

The bell rings and round 1 is over. Over heroic Captain strides over to the red corner in his loading mechanoid, slightly dented, sweating and swearing profusely with just a touch of blood from a small flesh wound.

The Queen Lizard is a tad more battered, and still plucky and raring for the fight.

Dogscoff mean while is having a nice chat with the young lady in the bikini who parades around the ring with the round numbers...

Ding ding seconds out Round 2....

Heeeeyaahhhhh rroowwlll thump bash biff crunch snap crunch awooga twok biff bash kick squeal snff snff snff snff pow cowabunga bash bash biff oooh you nasty little iguana crunch smash bite chew fnar fnar bash poke gouge biff twok munch snap bash biff roowwwwllll bugger crash biff bang boff twok biff crunch slam squeal CRASH......

The Queen is down for a standing count.......