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July 4th, 2003, 01:42 AM
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Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
Wahey, this is brilliant. We have had the new Cantina open for all of 30 seconds and Gryphin is already enacting cartoon violence on Mac.
Growltigga pulls out his trusty cricket bat and proceeds to ding RD across the head as hard as possible.... whilst the wretched metalhead is staggering, GT borrows a couple of cymbals from the oompah band and whams them across RD's kopf too BOINNNNGGGGGGGGGG
See Mac in the corner, GT pulls out his trusty red hot poker handcannon (ooh I missed that) and proceeds to shoots a bolt up the old chap's backside... sizzle sizzle sizzle.....
Yipeee BAARRRRR FIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT
The kitchen doors open and a horde of diminutive cowboys come charging out to join into the fray
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July 3rd, 2003, 02:00 PM
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Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
Yaaayy! Barfight!
*Rollo storms towards the kitchen door and swings his mighty axe in an 360° arc, bisecting all of the tiny cowboys. Then he continues to chop them into tiny pieces.
Hey, Taz! I guess you can put stew on the menu for tomorrow.
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July 3rd, 2003, 02:11 PM
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Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
Ooohhh dont be too nasty to the cowboys Rollo, you should use non-lethal forms of fighting first. Swinging a battle axe is a little final (if typical Germanic)...
Cant you just thump them a bit first?
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July 3rd, 2003, 02:19 PM
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Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
alright...
*Rollo pulls out The Shovel of Cowboy Thwacking and beats the cowboys into pulp...
...wait, that's not right either, is it? (sigh) 
my apologies...
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July 3rd, 2003, 02:24 PM
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Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
I wonder where those cowboy bits will turn up next. Think I'll stick to plain pizza
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July 3rd, 2003, 02:27 PM
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Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
Hey  the bathroom is a lot cleaner in this joint. No wild and bizzar growth going on in here!
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July 3rd, 2003, 02:27 PM
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Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
New on the Menu: Pizza Western Style (with ground beef) and tiny Custer hats on the side
[ July 03, 2003, 13:30: Message edited by: Rollo ]
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