Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[tesco samoa]

hmmm....

Tesco's clone drops by, looks out at the patio... Yep Tesco is still sitting there with the tomatoes....

[Erax]

Plan of attack ? Order of engagement ? Sounds awfully bellicose to me, Cap- I mean, Boss. My job is to fix things, not break them.

But I have something here that, ah, I've been working on in my spare time. (takes a much-folded peice of paper from his pocket) It's a, um, maintenance checklist for the Gisele clone. And after it's done, you'll see on the back there, there's a list of, er, tests to be run before the clone is declared fully functional.

So... is this plan OK ? When can I start ?

[Ragnarok]

Ragnarok hears about the new Cantina opening up and he comes running in through the doors yelling "CANTINA!" in typical Freefall form. See this page and read it all to understand.

Little does Ragnarok know that whilst he is running into the Cantina the layout has changed a bit and he runs too far in and runs smack into the wall. "Doh! I should learn the layout for running in here like a maniac!" Ragnarok peels himself off the wall and orders a drink. He then walks back out and grabs his new lady friend, Kristanna Loken, (One fine piece of lady ) and walks over to RDs table. "Long time no see my friend."

Ragnarok then walks over to his new usual table and fixes it to match his old one. "Ahh, it is good to be back in a Cantina."

[Erax]

(aside : do any of you know the Star Wars Cantina song ?)

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar slowly shakes his head and staggers around a bit. Eventually he gets up recovering from Growltiggers cricket bat, thinking about revenge he decides otherwise! He wanders back over to his decorated corner and begins a disscussion with Timstone about borrowing the time travelling gearbox...*

*Eventually he gets permission and sneaks up behind ragnarok. With a quick setting he slynks away as the gearbox transports ragnarok far backwards in time. He eventually arrives at his destination and falls out the sky, right into a viking battle, axes flailing and horned helmets clanging!*

*Raging Deadstar finally sits back in his corner and relaxes, sipping on his apple juice and disscussing what features he should add to his next line of clones!*

"Also Rollo, Buy a keg of beer on my tab! All Hail the new king. Also i'd be asking Growltigger about an executive suite for your highness complete with "special treatment"!"

[Timstone]

I hope you brought back my beloved gearbox unscathed.

[Gryphin]

Finishes my pizza, Goes back over to the old mans table and places a chess board down,
what cha say mac.

[Ragnarok]

After Ragnarok falls completly to the ground in the middle of the Viking fight he is now the center of attention. All Vikings look to him and they look at each other once more and look back to Ragnarok. They begin charging at Ragnarok as Ragnarok exclaims, "Oh shiznit!" He begins to run as fast as he can across the land seeking shelter. But no weapons are being fired at him and he wonders why.

He continues running until he reaches a large castle with a moat around it. But the door is shut! He begins banging on the door to let him in before the Vikings catch him, but alas, they will not open the door to such a stranger in odd clothing. The crowd of Vikings finally reach the castle as well and they surround Ragnarok. But finally one of them begins to speak; "You are Holy One, no?"
Perplexed Ragnarok replies, "Holy One? I do not know of what you speak." in his best Viking voice. "You fall from sky. And survived. You must be Holy One."
Ragnarok realizing he could use this to his advantage says, "Oh yes, I am your holy one. What can I do for you?" The crowd begins to cheer and they come lift Ragnarok off the ground and they celebrate with wild parties late into the night.

When morning comes around Ragnarok explains that he must return to his home land so that he can better watch "his people" from above. The Vikings are saddend to see this time come but realize it is necessary. So Ragnarok tells them how they must do so. They load up on a large sail boat and begin rowing as fast as they can. They begin going so fast around the globe that it is slowing the earths rotation down. The suddenly in a bright flash Ragnarok and the boat along with the hoard of Vikings return to modern times. The Vikings are shocked at what it looks like compared to their old world.

Ragnarok proceeds to tell them that this RD person is attempting to hurt their "Holy One" and they are furious. The Viking Warriers storm into the Cantina and begin chasing RD around with their axes trying to behead him.

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
Hey the bathroom is a lot cleaner in this joint. No wild and bizzar growth going on in here!

Yet...

[David E. Gervais]

Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?



Not to worry, the man doesn't seem to understand that when he sells the pics he is also parting with the negatives. (but I'd watch out for those tell-tale 'Flashes' in case he tries to capture another batch.)

Cheers!