Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Kamog · #1 July 4th, 2003, 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?

Miss Loken? Kristanna? The beautiful, beautiful T-X? She is the BEST! Incredibly strong, brilliantly smart, radiant smile, charming voice, stunningly beautiful... I'm going to go see Terminator 3 as many times as I can, just to see her.

How much for the pictures? I'll take them all!

dogscoff · #2 July 4th, 2003, 11:42 AM

One wall of the Cantina suddenly explodes, the explosion triggering frenzied punk music. As the dust settles, an impressive figure can be seen in the ex-wall's space, backlit by ultra-high-intensity floodlights. It's dogscoff (of course) and he's looking pissed off.

"You had a Viking bar fight without ME?!?!?"

the enraged dogscoff wields some kind of new weapon. He fires off a few rounds to demonstrate it's capabilities. Processed meat flies liberally around around from the muzzle of dogscoff's patented Spam Cannon tm.

*Splat* A lump of Spam hits Raging Deadstar in the face, and RD is immediately overcome by an urge to give his bank details to the son of an ex-president of Nigeria.

*Splotch* Mac takes a faceful of processed meat and feels strangely compelled to boost his e-business' turnover by purchasing a database of over a million targetted email addresses.

*Splunge* GT is struck by the flying foodstuff and is overwhelmed by his desire to acquire non-prescription viagra at wholesale prices. Nothing new there then.

As dogscoff's Big Entrance Cleanup Crew repair the structural damage to the building, the man himself takes a seat and orders a cold pint of Hoegaarden.

Ragnarok · #3 July 4th, 2003, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Kamog:

quote:
Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?

Miss Loken? Kristanna? The beautiful, beautiful T-X? She is the BEST! Incredibly strong, brilliantly smart, radiant smile, charming voice, stunningly beautiful... I'm going to go see Terminator 3 as many times as I can, just to see her.

How much for the pictures? I'll take them all!

Yup, that's her. And legs for a mile!

She's almost 6'0" without shoes on!

Speaking of her...Where did she run off to?

She was with me before RD sent me back to that Viking fight.

Timstone · #4 July 4th, 2003, 03:57 PM

My, my, this place is rapidly deteriorating.... just like the old place. I like it. Yeah!
Oh, RD, you can borrow my TTG whenever you need it. It might create some comical encounters. As long as you return it in tiptop shape. If not, I personally bring you to the pits of Hell and leave you there in the capable hands of Mrs. Bucket (or should I say Mrs. Bouquet?).

Ragnarok · #5 July 4th, 2003, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by Timstone:
If not, I personally bring you to the pits of Hell and leave you there in the capable hands of Mrs. Bucket (or should I say Mrs. Bouquet?).

I've tired leaving RD in the pits of hell but it didn't work. His GF is part time owner down there. Or at least she was according to RD whenever I Last threw him down there.

Raging Deadstar · #6 July 4th, 2003, 07:48 PM

Hey be thankful i had the decency to attempt to rescue you Last time!

And didn't I rescue you from their Eventually? My girlfriend can be extremely witty and evil when it comes to punishments, so unless rags wants your lovesacks to be dripped in oil, set on fire and then prodded with a cattle prod before being castrated and disposed to a scottish butcher i'd be careful!

*Raging Deadstar thanks to the viking horde has no urge whatsoever to give away his account details. However he has an extreme urge to run for his life! Luckily the vikings see Rollo's amazing display of "cowboy handling" and rush to his service, after all Last time i checked Ragnarok was at the bottom of the KOTH Tournament

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*Raging Deadstar then turns his attention to Ragnarok. Setting the Time Travelling Gearbox for one way he smiles as it trnasports Ragnarok back to Medeveil england. Ragnarok drops from the sky again and hopes to pull off his "i am god" trick again, but is promptly captured and tried for witchcraft. As the time portal closes RD sees Rags being dragged down the street to be burnt at the steak or put through the water test

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Gunther · #7 July 4th, 2003, 08:07 PM

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* Raging Deadstar then turns his attention to Ragnarok. Setting the Time Travelling Gearbox for one way he smiles as it trnasports Ragnarok back to Medieval England. Ragnarok drops from the sky again and hopes to pull off his "I am God" trick again, but is promptly captured and tried for witchcraft. As the time portal closes RD sees Rags being dragged down the street to be burnt at the stake or put through the water test *

... And a mysterious, tall, cloaked, oddly familiar figure is leading the crowd.

"I've been waiting for you, my young friend. We meet again, at Last."

[ July 04, 2003, 19:21: Message edited by: Gunther ]