Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Timstone · #1 July 8th, 2003, 10:57 AM

Hey, it's good to have you back Gunther!

Crap, GT that hurts! I might want to use it some day...

Growltigger · #2 July 8th, 2003, 11:44 AM

Sorry about that Timstone, but you know what they say about abusing a Dutchman a day to have a happy and full life. It is sometimes a bit boring constantly assualting Americans all the time!!

Talking about assaulting Americans, maybe Sachmo should get a visitation from the red hot poker hand cannon for (I think) nicking my handle to make a facetious remark...

Now where is he? sizzle sizzle

General Woundwort · #3 July 8th, 2003, 04:36 PM

A stocky fellow with a beard walks in, wearing what appears to be a flight suit. Looking around, he spots Growltigger and walks up to him.

"Good evening. My name's Woundwort, and I have a business proposition for you..."

Growltigger · #4 July 8th, 2003, 04:45 PM

Hmmm, sounds interesting General Woundwort. Tell me what it is but be advised, my contracts are written in blood, and not my own I might add. The cantina is not for sale by the way

By the way, I recognise you from somewhere, did I not see you in a pie I had for dinner recently. If so, I must say you have survived mastication rather well...

and dont tell me about the flight suit, this is going to be painful, I can tell

Erax · #5 July 8th, 2003, 04:52 PM

Kamog : You probably already know this, but here goes :

L.O.K.E.N. : Lifeform Optimized for Killing and Efficient Nullification.

I just thought you should know.

Hey Boss, how about those plans I showed you ? Do I get the job ? Seeing as Mac won't be using his LH clones for a while, we could get some, ah, repair work done on them.

General Woundwort · #6 July 8th, 2003, 04:53 PM

Your sense of humor is as sharp as your incisors.

No, rest assured, I do not wish to buy your establishment - but something somewhat related. There is a group of threads nearby - the "Starfury" threads to be precise. There's not much going on down there now, but I am confident that once Starfury is released, there will be a thriving community of pirates, merchants, mercenaries, and other assorted space scum in that sector. Such space scum will need a watering hole. My proposition is, I would like to open a franchise of the Phong's Head in that sector, licensed and owned by your esteemed person, operated by me.

Interested?

Timstone · #7 July 8th, 2003, 05:11 PM

A question General: "How the heck are you going to pay for such a contract?! Don't forget GT is a formidable lawyer. What do you say?! You don't know what a lawyer is?! well I'll be damned a lifeform without a clue what a lawyer is, this is the first I've ever met. Well, let me explain it to you in simple layman terms. He's a man without a live as we know it, he's actually dead, he lives for the sole purpose to leach on the pain and missery of other to cause even more suffering for the lot of them. Now you understand? I hope you survive the first meeting. If not, rest assured I'll attend your funeral of whatever."