Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 July 14th, 2003, 11:49 AM

Rags can act as security for the franchise, if that is what you want Woundwort.

BUt keep in mind that Rags is to security what King Herod was to promoting the Bethlehem Playgroup and Toddlers Association

Are you sure you can take the risk?

Hmmmm, I am feeling nasty, where is Timstone when you need to shoot a red hot poker up someone's rear end??!

General Woundwort · #2 July 14th, 2003, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by Growltigger:
Rags can act as security for the franchise, if that is what you want Woundwort.

BUt keep in mind that Rags is to security what King Herod was to promoting the Bethlehem Playgroup and Toddlers Association

Are you sure you can take the risk?

Actually, it was Raging Deadstar who asked for the job.

Of course, if I may make a suggestion, I got a great deal on some really nasty combat droids...

Raging Deadstar · #3 July 14th, 2003, 12:25 PM

Hey!! I'm not that bad! The only reason i assaulted rags was because i felt ev...he was posing a threat to the cantinas decoration by....ummmm...urinating in a pot plant in the corner!

Anyway if i'm elected for the job of security i promise to keep law and order to a minimum and assault rags at all possible moments for very petty laws

Of course i will always take in the profit margin of such acts before acting, wouldn't want to get in trouble with the Cat!

Also i would hire my own staff (fully combat trained female bodyguards and bouncers) and would of course make sure the bosses have some very attractive female clone karate instructers who will protect and serve at every whim

[ July 14, 2003, 11:28: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

Growltigger · #4 July 15th, 2003, 01:06 AM

Raging Deadstar, you get the job, I like to see initiative and a willingness to resort to terminal violence at the slightest whim.

Have you ever considered a career in the legal profession?

I personally wish that us legal types could resort to extreme violence as needed. Not so much letters being sent with "Without prejudice" written on them, but more like "Disagree with this proposal and we shall terminate with EXTREME PREJUDICE".

Joy, the thought brings a tear to my leg

General Woundwort · #5 July 14th, 2003, 02:50 PM

Well, I guess that settles that. I'd better be getting back to the site before that foreman droid starts getting delusions of grandeur.

[socco voce]...and I need to double-reinforce the defenses around the manager's office...

[departs cantina]

Growltigger · #6 July 14th, 2003, 03:55 PM

OK, I dont recall that the Cantina has ever had theme nights.

We are starting one right now. Tonight's party is themed on Ancient Greece.

I naturally, am dressed as Alexander the Great. The FBW's are all in skimpy togas, even Taz has a laurel leaf on.

Anyone else joining us? bring your own plates!

taramasalata for everyone

geoschmo · #7 July 14th, 2003, 04:20 PM

Geoschmo opens the Cantina door and strides confidently in. He is decked head to toe in approriatly themed costume. Thick rimmed black glasses with white tape on the nose piece. A short sleeved white dress shirt, no tie of course, with the top two buttons undone to show his white cotton tee-shirt. In the breast pocket is his trusty pLastic protector bulging with all manner of writing implements, and what appears to be a six inch ruler. His wrinkled shirt is tucked into his polyester pants held up by a think leather belt which also is carrying several beepers. The pants are about 3 inches too short, enough to show his white tube socks and black patent leather dress shoes. Fortunatly Geo didn't have to spend any on his costume as this is how he always dresses.

"So, when does the Geek party start?"