Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 July 15th, 2003, 11:54 AM

You are right, stick to British or Continental Beer. Dont try anything American other than the margueritas

Loser · #2 July 16th, 2003, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by Growltigger:
You are right, stick to British or Continental Beer. Dont try anything American other than the margueritas

That's not really fair. There are plenty of non-pilsner, micro-brews available in the States (back when I drank I took water and stayed dry when pilsner was all to be had). If you've not seen them before you've been visiting the wrong cities. These are not big breweries, so I wouldn't be surprised if they don't export and you foreigners have never heard of them.

Do not underestimate the power of Uncle John's back woods grain alcohol (everybody has an Uncle John).

Additionally keep in mind that, as good as Anglo whiskeys might be, it's not bourbon whiskey if it's not from Bourbon County, Kentucky.

And finally, outside of Cuba, where are you going to find better big production Rum than that of Puerto Rico?

Erax · #3 July 15th, 2003, 02:11 PM

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Erax, has you done servicing that Giselle Bundchen clone yet?

Well, the plans are all drafted, but right now she's busy, posing as Aphrodite on the half-shell, by that wall over there.

She looks striking with that long long hair, doesn't she ?

General Woundwort · #4 July 15th, 2003, 02:27 PM

A smallish droid hovers up to Raging Deadstar. It flashes a message to him through the glass walls of the aquarium...

"Check your private Messages"

It then quickly hovers out before it gets used as a baseball, or something worse...

geoschmo · #5 July 15th, 2003, 03:03 PM

Geoedipus returns to the Cantina, strolling arm in arm with Lucy Liu now, gazing lovingly into her eyes.

Hey guys, mom, uh I mean Lucy helped me pick out some better party clothes. What do you think of this?

Growltigger · #6 July 15th, 2003, 03:32 PM

Geodipus, great legs mate, you look lovely in a skirt. Where are all the feathers gone by the way, and what have youu done with Misses Diaz and Barrymore!

Erax, Giselle does look absolutely aspiffing in that shell, kind of like a really attractive piece of soap.

Loser, OK, fair comment, I have found some rather good micro-breweries in the USA. My comments are more applicable to the commercial rubbish produced by the great breweries over there. I found a great micro-brewrery in Flagstaff AZ just off Route 66 which was really vbery nice (other than the fact that the pints served were american pints so therefore about a quarter smaller than an English pint). There was also a good brewery in Boston but I cant recall its name, other than that it also did wicked seafood!

BTW Woundwort, Barry pounced on your hover droid in the parlking lot and is currently having problems trying to get a duracell out of the back of one of his incisors!

Ragnarok · #7 July 15th, 2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by minipol:
LOL Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

*Raging Deadstar manges to pull his head out of the aquarium for a brief second*

*blurble blurble* Only Rags does! *blurble*

RD...What have I told you about spreading the tru...I mean lies about me?!?!

*Ragnarok then pushes RDs face into the water even more.*