Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth - Page 14

minipol · #**131** July 15th, 2003, 11:25 AM

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Be sure to be careful. Dogscoff has a thing for celtic giant sea creatures. So if you see someone sitting almost nude in a toga with a large white beard drunk out of his mind on top of nessy just nod and walk away!

Dogscoff, move over, i'm gonna ride Nessy or did you think i packed my saddle 'n boots for nothing!

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I find that a pipe run direct from the Cantina "Little Boys Room" into a soda stream and chiller unit, and then directly into bottles marked "King of Beers" or any tosh like that, suffices for most yanks in the cantina.

Aren't you the business man! Recycling and earning money at the same time while keeping down the costs of buying supplies (they provide their own "supply" )

* minipol takes notes. maybe his plan to open a local cafe without having too much funds will take place anyway *

Edit: lots of spelling mistakes. i need a beer

[ July 15, 2003, 10:27: Message edited by: minipol ]

Growltigger · #**132** July 15th, 2003, 11:37 AM

Yeah, I am slightly worried about Dogscoff's affinity with giant squid. You would have thought that a man of his stature would have diversified into sea serpents, large sharks with teeth and maybe an octopus or two?

Heyho, as long as he brings the giant squid, we will never be short of calamari and chips

and minipol, word to the wise, when in the cantina, stick to real ale, dont ask for a Brewski unless the taste of ammonia is to your liking!!

[ July 15, 2003, 10:38: Message edited by: Growltigger ]

minipol · #**133** July 15th, 2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Growltigger:
and minipol, word to the wise, when in the cantina, stick to real ale, dont ask for a Brewski unless the taste of ammonia is to your liking!!

Hehe, thanks for the advice. That's one thing i do not want to forget

Growltigger · #**134** July 15th, 2003, 11:54 AM

You are right, stick to British or Continental Beer. Dont try anything American other than the margueritas

Erax · #**135** July 15th, 2003, 02:11 PM

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Erax, has you done servicing that Giselle Bundchen clone yet?

Well, the plans are all drafted, but right now she's busy, posing as Aphrodite on the half-shell, by that wall over there.

She looks striking with that long long hair, doesn't she ?

General Woundwort · #**136** July 15th, 2003, 02:27 PM

A smallish droid hovers up to Raging Deadstar. It flashes a message to him through the glass walls of the aquarium...

"Check your private Messages"

It then quickly hovers out before it gets used as a baseball, or something worse...

geoschmo · #**137** July 15th, 2003, 03:03 PM

Geoedipus returns to the Cantina, strolling arm in arm with Lucy Liu now, gazing lovingly into her eyes.

Hey guys, mom, uh I mean Lucy helped me pick out some better party clothes. What do you think of this?

Growltigger · #**138** July 15th, 2003, 03:32 PM

Geodipus, great legs mate, you look lovely in a skirt. Where are all the feathers gone by the way, and what have youu done with Misses Diaz and Barrymore!

Erax, Giselle does look absolutely aspiffing in that shell, kind of like a really attractive piece of soap.

Loser, OK, fair comment, I have found some rather good micro-breweries in the USA. My comments are more applicable to the commercial rubbish produced by the great breweries over there. I found a great micro-brewrery in Flagstaff AZ just off Route 66 which was really vbery nice (other than the fact that the pints served were american pints so therefore about a quarter smaller than an English pint). There was also a good brewery in Boston but I cant recall its name, other than that it also did wicked seafood!

BTW Woundwort, Barry pounced on your hover droid in the parlking lot and is currently having problems trying to get a duracell out of the back of one of his incisors!

Ragnarok · #**139** July 15th, 2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:

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Originally posted by minipol:
LOL Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

*Raging Deadstar manges to pull his head out of the aquarium for a brief second*

*blurble blurble* Only Rags does! *blurble*

RD...What have I told you about spreading the tru...I mean lies about me?!?!

*Ragnarok then pushes RDs face into the water even more.*

Raging Deadstar · #**140** July 15th, 2003, 07:35 PM

*Raging Deadstar reaches for the lobster deep at the bottom of the aquarium, quickly snatches it and hopes. The lobster flips out of the tank, hits ragnarok in the face and falls, flailing it's pincers around it grabs the most nearest thing. Ragnarok feels a sharp jolt of pain as the pincers find his *ahem* manhood*

Right, i have to head for the Starfury cantina to select my security staff. Put some of the opening ceremonies expensice champagne on Rags tab, he won't want to be dealing with liquids for a LONG time