Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Growltigger]

Hmmm, I think a goodwill payment equivalent to the first 20 weeks mortgage, franchise rentla and profit share payments will suffice.

I'll have it now in cold hard cahs if I may, failing which I hear there is now black market demand for ringpieces. I wonder what I could get for yours!!

[General Woundwort]

[barely audible mutterings] I'm gonna get somebody for this...

[punching a few buttons on my wrist computer... A flatbed gravcart floats in, with 10 large pLasteel crates. Inside each crate, 2 weeks worth of mortgage, franchise rentla and profit share, in gold-pressed latinum]

[Growltigger]

Hmmm, thank you Woundwort. I just need PricewaterhouseCoopers to verify payment and your ringpiece is safe from me.... for the moment.

A pity, as I found an old lady in the Philippines who was quite keen to acquire a new one, and was willing to pay top dollar. Apparently hers has been ruined after a life of eating vindaloos

[Ragnarok]

What is going on around here? This thread has fallen down to the middle of the second page; in threat of going to the third!

*Ragnarok borrows Narfs hammer and walks to RDs little corner and wacks RD across the head a few times. Then he returns the hammer to its original owner.* "Thanks Narf."

[minipol]

* minipols hasn't visited in a while so he drops in, orders a nice cold Duvel and slurps away. Damn, i thought i got some salts with that? I sure as hell won't tip the waitress now. *

[Growltigger]

Yeah Ragas, there just doesnt seem to be the same appetite for cartoon violence that there used to be...

Sign that we are all growing far too old and conservative in our tastes or what?

[minipol]

Cartoon violence? Hhhm. Southpark rocks as do the "old school" cartoon shows like tom & jerry, roadrunner and so on.
I like any cartoon because that means i can sit down and relax, basically be lazy