Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Erax]

"I'm sorry, but I can't help you. I'm no longer a virgin."
"What, you mean some guy bested you in combat ?"
"Yes... technically."
"Technically ? What do you mean ?"
"Well, actually, it was, um... at tiddlywinks."
"Tiddlywinks !!??? Damn ! And I'm good at tiddlywinks, too !" (this is from the Discworld PC game).

Anyway, back to affairs at the Cantina... Erax is well on his way to the nearest horizon while Sid lags farther and farther behind (all that armour sure cuts down on his speed, hm ?). Soon he loses Sid and doubles back into a hidden Cantina exit, surprising a bunch of Frenchmen who were staking it out and expecting him to come out, not go in. Once in the tunnels, he grabs a hypertaser off a convenient shelf and zaps Bugz, bringing him to a halt (yes, now the bunny has a name).

Hmmm... time to distract the Boss and his clients ! Erax activates the first of his defenses, and releases a dozen Ronaldo clones, wearing the Brazilian team's uniform, into the Cantina and surrounding grounds.

BLast away Boss, bLast away.

[Growltigger]

But our plucky Brazilian tinkerer forgot to note that old Bugz has been "nobbled" with a locator beacon..

Sid, slobbering at the mouth at hungry for rabbit flesh, burrows through the walls of the cantina and appears right behind of Erax.

However, Sid is expecting to murder a rabbit, and the sight of all those Ronaldo's with their buck teeth making him look like rodentia is sufficient to momentarily confuse the vicious ferret. He rapidly bites a couple of ronaldos in half, lunges at Erax, grabs him and proceeds back to the great sabertoothed feline, who is gentle toasting a large sharp pointy (yet rusty) spike in the furnace...

Meanwhile, the Frenchmen, having finally got through the barricade, catch sight of the remaining Ronaldos and proceed to let rip, all that can be heard are various Gallic cheers and the sound of yellow jersey splatting damply against the walls...

Hmm, says Tigga donning his marigold kitchen gloves, I have heard what those customs inspectors get up to and have adamn fine idea of how to show Erax the error of his nasty Brazilian ways!

[mac5732]

David E. G. Tks, what a great gift, believe me, it will be put to a most excellent use, the research into just seeing if it will ever go empty is most gratifying I sincerely thank you.

Mac reclines back on his favorite chair and begins sipping out of his new brewski mug and the unlimited liquid refreshment found within, and watches the chase that is apparantly beginning to unwind within the confines of the cantina, ahhhhh,

100 bottles of beer on the wall
l00 bottles of beer...
if one would happen to fall
99 bottles of beer on the wall....

a very refreshed (at least for now Mac

[Atrocities]

Bar Keep!

I want the following drinks!

A Brain freezer
A Brain Tomber
A Brain Fart
A Brain Buster
and
A Brain Buner

Now please.

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
Bar Keep!

I want the following drinks!

A Brain freezer
A Brain Tomber
A Brain Fart
A Brain Buster
and
A Brain Buner

Now please.

Hmmm,.. getting ready for the upcomming #se4 chat session with MM I see.

[Growltigger]

Atrocities, I hate to break this to you but the cantina is now closed for business.

We have no beers or other drinks, save for the bottle of spitfire I am drinking, and Mac's eternal beer mug.

we have no booze for sale here, and are merely using the cantina as a method to make some money by getting Erax slaughtered.

Mac is only here as no where else will put up with his "funny smell" and let him stay!

[Wardad]

No BEERRRRR????

That makes me made enough to flog Britney Spears with a sumer sausage.

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