Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Erax]

Warning : this post contains links to excessively silly sites.

Erax runs ever deeper into the Cantina's less-known recesses, and stops cold when he rounds a corner and sees enough Aliens to make H.R. Giger run home calling for his mommy.

"OMGWTFOMFG!!!"

Little does the Boss know, however, that Erax was created by the Xenomorphs, aka 'Aliens'. As soon as they see him, they grab him and put him to work around their hive, then start climbing up, looking for something to eat.

[dogscoff]

You spawny get, I havn't had a holiday since September and am really feeling it.

Well it's our first holiday in two years (and probably our Last for another two=-) but we had an unprecedented chance to splash out at the travel agents so we did. And decided to take the opportunity to get married while we were at it- less hassle and expense than doing it at home.

Sri Lanka? where were you? I thought it a rather lovely place indeed when I went there back in 1997

Yeah, it still is. There's a real sense (or there was to me) of growth and increasing prosperity over there. Things are pretty hard for a lot of ppl there but you get the feeling that it's getting better.
And the food, the scenery, the wildlife, the local beer and the climate is just superb. I had a fantastic time.

Congratulations, I had no idea that your young lady (assuming that it is a young lady) had had the poor sense to agree to marry you I assume you caught in a moment of weakness, such as when she was shopping for shoes or something.

Actually it was her idea. We booked the holiday/ wedding then bought a ring back on April 1st. Then we texted/ mailed our friends/ family and they all thought we were joking=-)

We need some getting thoroughly drunk round here.

Right, in that case...

*Dogscoff stands up and walks toward the cliffs above the beach. He finds a particular spot, turns due east and starts counting his steps. The others look on in bewilderment. Eventually he stops and starts digging a hole in the sand. Within minutes he has struck something solid. Rollo and 'Tig help him excavate a large wooden box, which upon opening contains 36 bottles of finest Vaxin Absynthe.

"One of my emergency stashes."

'scoff pops the top off a bottle of the green stuff and passes it round.

[mac5732]

Does she approve of your gaming time spent on the computer? be careful in the area scoff, take it from one who has been married 30 yrs,, Some wives think you spend to much time with the essance then you do with them, (jealousy)

Congrats on the nuptials....

just some ideas Mac

[dogscoff]

Does she approve of your gaming time spent on the computer? be careful in the area scoff, take it from one who has been married 30 yrs,, Some wives think you spend to much time with the essance then you do with them, (jealousy)

Well we've been together for 9 years and living together for 3 of them so she knows exactly what she's getting herself into. We do come into conflict occasionally over my computer use but I generally limit myself to an hour or two a night and then binge when she's not around (she works shifts and has occasional weekends away at college in London). When I'm neglecting her for the PC it's usually a sign that something else is up (ie I'm worried about money or something) and she recognises that and knows how to get past it.

[Erax]

That pretty much describes our marriage. We're on different schedules, so I tend to hit the PC when she's not around, except when I'm worried about something else - usually money.

Unfortunately, that worry has become something of a constant this year. We needed to achieve 3 major goals to get past it; one of them is achieved, one looks like it will be achieved within 30 days and the third will have to wait until next year.

[Growltigger]

The current Mrs GT is the same, but she watches vast amonts of television, or spends cash shopping when she is not savaging sheep and slaughtering the local wildlife.

I dont watch television much so tend to go on the computer in the evenings, or when the witch queen of cheshire is out spending more cash shopping

but this weekend, I have a lads trip to Dublin..

that combined with the rubgy, will be marvellous.

and what is wifey doing when I am supping the guiness? shopping!" what else!

[Gryphin]

Hello guys,
Hope everyone is good.
I miss the place.

We have two computers and cable access so it is not an issue.

Wish I could think of something funny or provacative to say but ...

< bends over moons Growltigga :: Runs for the door >