Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[mac5732]

LOL


rolling on the floor Mac

[CNCRaymond]

http://www.starchamber.net/

If any one has played this please let me know what you thought of it. Thanks

[mac5732]

CNC, sorry havn't tried it, but will ck with my 2 sons

just some ideas Mac

[Narratio]

Narratio, a new comer to the bar sits nursing his beer (it's an orphan... poor thing).

"Bartender! A refill here if you would, and get a dozen fresh humans for the horde of Aliens in the corner would you. Oh, and do you know the number of the Customs and Immigration boys? I think some of those Aliens are lacking in Green Cards."

[dogscoff]

Horde of aliens ... Customs and Immigration ... Green cards

* A gang of C&I officers enter the room and set about the Giegeresque gaggle with rubber gloves and probing devices. What follows can only be described as... messy.

*Meanwhile, on a fairly-close by beach where the horrendous screams and hissing of the forementioned event are but a mere whisper above the roaring of the ocean, dogscoff awakes to the smell of roasting meat. He's gone and passed out with his face in the embers of the campfire again.

'Ugh... ouch... why is everything green? Bloody absynthe, never again I swear. I need some breakfast... and a skin graft.'

Dazed, confused and still seeing everything through a chemically-induced green filter, he staggers back toward the Cantina in search of Tribble wings, antiseptic cream and maybe a small shot of absynthe to smooth out some of the rough edges.

[Gryphin]

Walks in having been through the Reffresher unit. Hears the sound of the kat retching. I wonder what caused that.
Checks in with mac
how ya been Doc?
Really, don't tell me my evil discusting twin was here? Ugly was it? ewwww. I can imagine. Our mama tryed to teach him better but her pleadings he dnyed, that leaves only him to blame casuse mama tried.

Too bad I did't think of it. Would have been fun to moon the old 1kitty. Must be ruogh being a daddy though I would thnk father hood would have prepared him for my evil twin
Oh well,
< bends over :: moons mac with my spotlessly clean cheaks >

[Growltigger]

"Ooohhh" cries Growltigga as he is subject to another violent spasm of vomiting, "your cheeks may be sparkling clean (if spotty, hairy and crinkled like sandpaper), but your back passage is full of tagnuts, whinnets and hairy crusty bits which is just puke-inducing.

And as for the Eye of Set winking at me, YURRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK, huck huck a hucka hucka buick buick buick buick"

Growltigga continues throwing up the contents of the world in the corner.

Note to self: new rule in wrecked cantina - anyone flashing the "eye" is Banned for life