PBW Game Idea - Husband&Wives

Thermodyne · #1 July 19th, 2003, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Erax:
Thermo : We're almost even, then, we have 6 cats here. I like cats but I had to have a talk with my wife or she would still be bringing them home.

Slynky : I agree. In fact, two of our cats have this ongoing argument about which one owns us. But asking someone 'how many cats own you' doesn't sound polite.

I have talked, yelled, argued, and even taken some on long trips. Some by car and some by
faster means. Now when I see a new stray, I give it a good home in the compost pit. The woman can't make do with one of anything! I hope she starts collecting husbands soon, that way at least I can spread around the cost of keeping her in cat food

Did you know that you can punt a cat just like a football (American type you soccer folks).

Slick · #2 July 19th, 2003, 10:10 PM

God so loved his people that He created cats as moving targets. This keeps the male hunter skills sharp. Cats were created with nine lives so that they can be recycled for a while to cut down on the numbers. After you have bLasted one eight or nine times, they slow down and are no longer quite so useful as moving targets.

Slick.

Thermodyne · #3 July 19th, 2003, 10:55 PM

69grain ballistic tip boat tails cash all nine in first time every time

Instant one way trip to cat Valhalla.

Erax · #4 July 19th, 2003, 11:04 PM

I got home today and one of the cats had thrown up in five different places around the house. Yuck. Serves me right for liking them. If the vet tells us to put her on a special diet, we'll probably have to give her away, cat food is way too expensive as is, but special cat food is unbelievable.

Thermo, let send a picture of my poor little sick cat to your wife, I'm sure she'll find a home for her.

Taera · #5 July 19th, 2003, 11:11 PM

whats wrong with you guys and with cats? i have had a cat for 9 years and havent complained a single day. and yes, i dont own her, she just lives with me

just consider it a member of family and that solves lotsa problems

cant though imagine like seven cats...

Erax · #6 July 19th, 2003, 11:18 PM

Taera, don't add me to the mix, I like cats. Besides, I really, really, really hate cockroaches (not other insects, mind you) and the cats kind of take care of that.

Thermodyne · #7 July 19th, 2003, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by Erax:
I got home today and one of the cats had thrown up in five different places around the house. Yuck. Serves me right for liking them. If the vet tells us to put her on a special diet, we'll probably have to give her away, cat food is way too expensive as is, but special cat food is unbelievable.

Thermo, let send a picture of my poor little sick cat to your wife, I'm sure she'll find a home for her.

No problem. Just send her by third class mail.