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[Slynky]

Originally posted by Loser:
We even once convinced some inebriated young lady that Francistan was a real country.

Reminds me of a girl I used to work with. She had all the "makings" of a blonde except the hair color.

One day, several of us were sitting around and I told her I had just bought a new smoke detector for the house...one with all the bells and whistles (so to speak). I told her it had lights on it to light a path out of the house, a volume control, a choice of 2 sounds, and (for the finale') a snooze bar.

She said, "Oh, that sounds nice.". I replied, "Yeah, especially the SNOOOZZE BARRR." (paying particular attention to accent the words)

She added that she had a snooze bar on her clock radio.

Finally, I couldn't take it any more. So, I said, "Yeah, so if the smoke detector alarm goes off, you can either get up or get 10 more minutes of sleep."

After about 20 seconds of all of us staring at her (with contorted faces), she said, "You GUYS! They don't put snooze bars on smoke detectors!"

Yaaaaaa THINK !!!!???

[ July 30, 2003, 21:52: Message edited by: Slynky ]