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Old August 21st, 2003, 05:00 PM
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i have to agree. NG came a while after TOS and was good. then there was DS9 soon after, and it was not so good with the 'who do we fight now so we can have something interesting on a space station'. but once they got that straigtened out, it was mostly good. then there was V while DS9 was still running, and suprisingly, it was mostly good. and then there was enterprise. and i stopped watching. so they should have waited a while.

things that shouldn't have been in ST:
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Borg
hey, let's make the klingons ugly becuase their society is evil.
hey, let's turn a psychologist into a sex object.
hey, let's turn a hardened resistance fighter into a sex object.
hey, let's turn a borg into a sex object.
destroying the borg with only one ship.

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things that shouldn't have been in ST:
Q
Borg
hey, let's make the klingons ugly becuase their society is evil.
hey, let's turn a psychologist into a sex object.
hey, let's turn a hardened resistance fighter into a sex object.
hey, let's turn a borg into a sex object.
destroying the borg with only one ship.
This list has a glaring omission...

Wesley Crusher
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Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime... Sam: "Oh boy."
Now that makes me laugh. That's great!

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Scene 2:

The obviously disoriented Archer is in no condition to negotiate with the Gol'thar Captain. The bridge crew picks up on his uncertainty but is unsure what to do. Finally T'Pol suggests the Captain report to sickbay and assumes temporary command. Quick thinking by Tripp and Lieutenant Reed allow Enterprise to avoid catastrophe as always, and the ship returns to their previous explorations.

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After a series of humourous and slightly embarasing incidents involving walking into the wrong staterooms and giving excuses to several confused ensigns in variuos conditions of dress, Sam manages to find sickbay where he submits to Dr. Phlox and all manner of tests while he tries to figure out what is going on. After several interminable minutes Al finally makes his appearance.

Al: "Sam! You wouldn't believe the time Ziggy had finding you." Al, steps into view and the glowing rectanlge closes behind him.

Sam: "Where am I Al?"

Phlox: "Captain? Why, your in sickbay of course. Are you feeling allright?"

Al: "Sam, you aren't going to believe this."

Sam: "Sorry doctor. No, I am allright. If you are done I think I am going to go to my quarters?"

Phlox: "Of course. I'll let you know what I find."

Sam gets up and walks out, trying to make it not too obvious that he has no idea where his quarters are.

Out in the hallway he mutters under his breath and tries not to make eye contact with the passing crewmen.

Sam: "Al, what's going on? All I can tell is I am the Captain of some sort of spaceship. But I have never seen anything like this before."

Al: "Noone has Sam. You are Jonathan Archer, Captain of the starship Enterprise. When Archer showed up in the waiting room we thought he was some kind of lunatic going on about about "Star Fleet" and something called a "Temporal Cold War". Most of it doesn't make sense yet, but Ziggy has figured out you've gone several hundred years into the future Sam,"

Sam: "What, but that's not possible! I'm only supposed to be able to travel in my own past, my own lifetime. I know I travelled to the civil war that one time, but we figured out it was because I leaped into my own grandpa. But how could I have leaped into the future?"

Al: "Yeah, I was wondering that too. But Ziggy says apparently you were able to leap into this Captain Archer because both of you are played by the same actor."

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oh yes, let's put a kid on a starship bridge.
better yet, let's put a bunch of kids on a starship, where death is only the worse of several possibilities.
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Wesley was evil. I refuse to watch ANY episodes with him. Well, almost all. Some are so good I can even barely tolerate him. Like the one with a nice girl who can turn into a monster. Pitty her shaperone did'n bite Wesley' head off
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oh yes, let's put a kid on a starship bridge.
better yet, let's put a bunch of kids on a starship, where death is only the worse of several possibilities.
Ever wonder what the Chief Navigator thought of that snot nose kid taking his job? I wonder if there are any parrallels is todays world. Like some 13 year old kid at the helm of a nuclear powered submarine or the current USS Enterpirse.
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