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September 15th, 2003, 08:10 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
How can't you like tattoos? I mean, they are so... well, I don't even have an adjective to describe them.  And what about the butterfly bra... Hmm, I am digressing, why am I in this thread to begin with?  |
September 15th, 2003, 08:40 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
Quote:
Originally posted by Kamog:
Pretty girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Average looking girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Unattractive girl = she might be single but you don't want her either.
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My own system is a little more complicated. For purposes of unfair and unwarranted stereotyping any given young lady is classified by belonging to two of the four following archetypes: Girl Next Door, Out of My League, Freak, and Skank.
Girl Next Door + Out of My League = Loser acts courtish, can't help it, gets nowhere
Girl Next Door + Skank = chase it, get some
Girl Next Door + Freak = relationship potential
Out of My League + Skank = No pursuit, careful approach, likely to have Large Suitors
Out of My League + Freak = try not to start conversation, she won't shut up and you get nothing
Skank + Freak = "Well that's a new one."
I never made much sense of 'pretty', so why not adopt a more complicated, and certainly equally flawed, model.
[ September 15, 2003, 19:41: Message edited by: Loser ]
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September 16th, 2003, 12:51 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
Slynky - I hope you got the number of the Butterfly top girl. Give her a call and find out where she got the top, because my wife wants it...
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September 16th, 2003, 08:48 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
According to Dogbert, people can be classified by using two variables: cute/ugly and smart/stupid. Therefore, there are four types of girls:
1. cute and smart
2. cute and stupid
3. ugly and smart
4. ugly and stupid
Category #4 is the largest group, followed by #3, then #2, and then #1.
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September 16th, 2003, 04:00 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
According to my wife, your analysis also applies to men.
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Have you ever had... the sudden feeling... that God is out to GET YOU?
Well, my girl dumped me and I'm stuck with the raftmates from Hell in the middle of the sea and... what was the question again???
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September 19th, 2003, 04:51 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
Well, who likes beer? (I do!)
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September 19th, 2003, 06:42 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
That pic is not going to make me switch to Bud.
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