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September 22nd, 2003, 12:33 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
*Cuts himself free from the superglue by using a sharp knife.*
*Runs to the hardware store and returns with a can of superglue solvent*
*Splashes solvent on everybody and frees them* 
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September 22nd, 2003, 01:01 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Ducks the pinecones.
Throws a ball of yarn towards the kitten - Watches the kitten jump the yarn - Waits until Kitten gets his claws stuck - Pics up kitten and yarn - Throws both in metal wastebasket - Welds shut - Adds heating element - Heats to 200 C - Sells artwork "Cat in hot tincan" to the Guggenheim musem for 10 Mill dollars - takes long vacation
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September 22nd, 2003, 04:04 AM
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General
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
(Makes sure to round up and destroy every Last bit of "luck virus" - that really was a problem Last time!  )
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September 22nd, 2003, 04:50 AM
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First Lieutenant
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
*Appears and slowly starts to suck everyone towards the big damage center at 2 squares per turn*
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September 22nd, 2003, 06:37 AM
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Second Lieutenant
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Joachim jinks around the pathetic attempt to shoot him down with lightning rays and Switches ammo from the 10mm tungsten cored rounds to hollow rounds filled with a genetically modified super virus that kills organic armor... Blammy!
Then the Ed Kolis' death rays zap into space Vomm Vomm Vomm - to which my Hammerhead fighter dodges with ease but - Fyrons battlecruiser gets zapped!
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September 22nd, 2003, 08:55 AM
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Shrapnel Fanatic
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Southern CA, USA
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Quote:
Originally posted by Instar:
Since he's outta cells, DoomGuy gets out the rocket launcher and starts shooting those green barrels o'fun.
Next he uses a portal to beam into Fyron's ship...
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Fyron wonders what Instar is doing on his ship. At the first sign of hostilities, Fyron will activate the immune system of his vessel, which will attempt to eradicate Mr. Doom (and there is a lot of it ).
Fyron turns PDC grid onto Joachim, which easily annihiliates him. He is just in a single fighter, afterall, and we all know SE4 PDCs slaughter fighters. 
Fyron genetically engineers ship to be immune to Joachim's virus.
[ September 22, 2003, 07:58: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ] |
September 22nd, 2003, 11:10 AM
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General
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Location: UK
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
*dogscoff's viking worldship bLasts Fyron's puny battlecruiser with a core-mount engine-killer, then rams the helpless hulk into oblivion.
"Hmm, I seem to have scratched the paintwork on something. Now, where are the controls for that planetary napalm..."
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