Cop Chase

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

Maybe a member of the Portland Jailblazers, oops I mean Portland Trailblazers paid a little visit to your neighborhood.

"Remember kids don't do school, and stay in drugs"

A friend of mine threatend to fire flares into a meth lab house if the police didn't do something about it. A week later you should have seen the white trash run out of there and the Hazmat teams run in.

[Slynky]

Drat! Where is Jerry Springer when you need him?

[Arkcon]

Evil, your friend is the man. A friend of mine once called the police to report one of the many drugs for sex deals he was watching behind his house, several lots back.

Dispatcher:"How can you be seeing this much detail ?"

Friend:"I'm using the scope on my rifle"

Dispatcher:"Don't do anything! We'll be right there!"

The police arrived swiftly, and kept that lot clear for a while after that.

[ October 01, 2003, 19:36: Message edited by: Arkcon ]

[QuarianRex]

Originally posted by Arkcon:
Evil, your friend is the man. A friend of mine once called the police to report one of the many drugs for sex deals he was watching behind his house, several lots back.

Dispatcher:"How can you be seeing this much detail ?"

Friend:"I'm using the scope on my rifle"

Dispatcher:"Don't do anything! We'll be right there!"

The police arrived swiftly, and kept that lot clear for a while after that.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

I love it when someone provides proper motivation.

[Atrocities]

Oh this is good.

The guy on the bike was delivering drugs to a customer when he ran past a cop doing 100mph on his bike. The cop went after him and he ran. He led them right back to his house where they manufacture the drugs they sell. Talk about one dumb MF! This guy is going to be awarded the Darwin Award for sure.

While heading down the road, a mile and a half, he threw out what drugs he had along side my dads property. My dad and find them this morning, didn't touch them, called the police. A cop arrives in an unmarked car about 15 minutes later. Just in time to see one of the druggies they missed Last night pick up the drugs. BUSTED.

The neighbors back behind us gave the cops all the license plate numbers of the cars that come back on a regular basis. So hopefully the word will get out that this drug house is out of business for the time being.

God I do so sincerely love it when bad things happen to bad people.

[Suicide Junkie]

Wow, he must have been quite out of breath after pedalling so hard!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

now i know what to do if i ever have to report a crime.

although in canada i'd probably get aressted. someone once proposed the theory that our judges are relaxed because most of them would have been children during the sixties.