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January 2nd, 2004, 11:18 PM
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Re: OT: BSE (aka Mad Cow Disease) in the US
i say we invade america. raid and retreat. when the yanks come, they'll die in the snow. if they can find Canada.
of course, that'll put Mexico at risk. since any good Canadian knows that the US-Mexico war started when the general in charge of the US army said 'let's go invade Canada' and headed off east. 
[ January 02, 2004, 21:20: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]
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January 3rd, 2004, 12:21 AM
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Re: OT: BSE (aka Mad Cow Disease) in the US
Invade America! Invade America!............uh oh........
We better be careful Narf. They might call us terrorists and send us to Libya. 
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January 3rd, 2004, 12:30 AM
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Re: OT: BSE (aka Mad Cow Disease) in the US
well, hey, we can always conquer Libya, to. Empire Of Canada...has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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January 3rd, 2004, 12:53 AM
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Re: OT: BSE (aka Mad Cow Disease) in the US
No no no, not Libya. Supply lines would be too long. Not to mention those pesky suicide bombers and explosions and all that stuff.
We need to invade Greenland. Think about it. Its close, low population, no bombers.... and, better than all that, it will fit in with the rest of Canada!! Icy, snowy, etc.
Then we need to "convince" the Scandinavian countries to "join" us. Sound good??
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January 3rd, 2004, 12:55 AM
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Re: OT: BSE (aka Mad Cow Disease) in the US
sounds perfect. of course, we'll need a command structure...which do you want, Dictator or Supreme General?
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January 3rd, 2004, 05:18 AM
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Re: OT: BSE (aka Mad Cow Disease) in the US
Umm, Supreme General sounds better. Dictator has such nasty connotations. But dont' count on me to fill that role. People like that have a weird habit of being assassinated. I'll find some other poor slob the fill that role.........you want it??
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January 3rd, 2004, 05:25 AM
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Re: OT: BSE (aka Mad Cow Disease) in the US
ok, now that i've woken up, so to speak...ok, your Supreme General. now, for Dictater, we need a pupp-i mean, glorious leader. i really must stop that. i, of course, will be in charge of Food Preparation and Serving. including the taster's, naturally. yes, yes, all food served in the palace will be served and checked by my minions. except, of course, and only, in the exception of the Supreme General. gotta have some balance of power.
and, of course, we can't have people bringing food in. might be poisoned. very unsanitary.
[ January 03, 2004, 04:16: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]
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