Merry Christmas n stuff

[Wardad]

Funny, try this.

http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

Use your arrow keys to guide Santa Clause to his liquor without getting hit by the toy train or touch the electric tracks. Occasionally you have to catch a cupcake or two to sober him up a bit.

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Wardad:
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
(and Fyron )

hmmm, right back at all of you. (and Fyron)

Cheers!

P.S. btw fyron, you are not an afterthought, quite the contrary. you're in a class above us all with your astronomical post count. (I would guess that you look down on Olympus and need some kind of vision enhancement to see us way way down here. )

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Swiss army Fyron????

[Kamog]

Wardad, that 12 Days of Christmas post is really funny! Yeah, those gifts are really strange when you think about it. Especially the 11 lords a-leaping! What kind of gift is that???

[narf poit chez BOOM]

well, it would probably help if you had a castle to put them in.

[Wardad]

Originally posted by Wardad:
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
(and Fyron )


I'm Dreamin of a White Trash Christmas:
http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html

I just was not sure if EVERYONE included Alien Agents

[geoschmo]

CHRISTMAS COOKIE RECIPE


Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Directions:

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour
one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in
a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this
point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup
... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to
the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off
floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check
for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through
the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS