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December 23rd, 2003, 12:31 AM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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53. Point out obvious plot errors.
54. Point out obvious filming errors
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[serious][curious] did you spot any? aside from places where they didn't stick to the book, i mean.[/serious][/curious]
and it's Frodo.
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December 23rd, 2003, 03:04 AM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
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LOL.  This is the best one!
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December 23rd, 2003, 04:21 AM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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60. Ask where Sam and Fortos (sp) shoes are.
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Hobbits don't wear shoes and they never have 
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December 23rd, 2003, 08:59 AM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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60. Ask where Sam and Fortos (sp) shoes are.
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ROFLMAO That is some funny sh**.
Think Frodo + Fart + Mentos
Do you still have the link to the short film? If I recall, that was one sick film. But still LMAO. Well done.
Starhawk, that was the point I think. 
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December 23rd, 2003, 09:05 AM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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60. Ask where Sam and Fortos (sp) shoes are.
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Hobbits don't wear shoes and they never have
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December 23rd, 2003, 12:07 PM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
61 - Repeatedly point out how much Elvish sounds like Welsh.
62 - Prove point 61 by loudly dubbing the entire in film into Welsh.
63 - Repeatedly point out how much 'Elvish' sounds like 'Elvis'. Accompany your observations with hilarious "Elvish Elvis" renditions.
64 - Come to the cinema dressed in a 50 foot high, suplhur-belching Balrog costume and sit in the front row.
65 - Explain to everyone that if this were nethack, Gandalph could easily wipe out that orc army with nothing more than a wand of polymorph, some blank bits of paper and a magic marker.
66 - Discuss in depth the resemblance between the Eye of Sauron and a certain part of the female anatomy, and the Freudian socio-psychological implications that it casts upon the makers of the film.
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December 23rd, 2003, 12:43 PM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
67 - As Leggy finishes his stunt with the mumak (known as the 'Orliphaunt', btw) exclaim: "Yabba Dabba Doo!"
68 - Towards the end of the movie yell: "Die already! I gotta pee!"
69 - Everytime the tower of Barad Dur is shown, say: "Look, it's Geoschmo!
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