[OT] Top Five (you know what I mean)

[Baron Munchausen]

I don't think this is worth a new thread, but it's funny as hell and sort-of-relevant to this thread:

From Foxnews 411: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,107457,00.html

Britney's Woes: Sale-ing Into Oblivion

Poor Britney Spears. I say she should have stayed married to the guy from her hometown, started a family and become a country-singing superstar.

But no, that would have been the smart thing to do. Instead, Spears is going to treat us to a downward spiral of alcoholic ranting.

Is she upset over the sales of her latest album? She should be. "In the Zone" is on the charts, but not like its predecessor. The CD has sold 1.6 million copies, roughly a third of her previous release in 2001. That's not good news when you've got an entourage and a family to support.

Spears has no formal education, no clue about adult life and a lot of bodyguards. And oh yes, the money. My guess is that over the holidays she was just ... lonely. And bored. Too young to have perspective and too old to watch "Sesame Street," she's stuck in a dangerous rut. Again, my advice, Brit: Marry the guy for real and learn to make a casserole.