Woundwort, the English have a great and rich musical tradition, and yes, we have ceilidh-esque musical, which could easily have been used rather than the "insert CD random Irish jigs" used in the Hobbiton scene. Anyhow, as Dogscoff said, neither musical genres are appropriate as the hobbits are Shirish!!
Narf, the dead lived in the paths of the dead which were under the White Mountains.
I agree with the Gimli comment actually. I read an interesting discussion on the LOTR books once, where the remark was made that of all of the fellowship, the person who did the least was Legolas. His main contribution was to shoot the Nazgul above the rapids of Sarn Gebir.
Gimli had a more condusive role, but I think that PJ decided that Orlando Bloom (who I love as he comes from my home town) was more photogenic therefore got more of the starring role.
As to the remark about elephants and horses, too damn right.
In the book, the mumakil (elepehants) were destroyed by either catapult fire or by foot archers going close and volleying arrows into their eyes. Tolkien stated that the Rohirrim were unsettled by the mumakil as their horses wouldn't go close. And the orcs and Haradrim used the elephants as rallying points from the Rohirrim charge because of this.
I think PJ should have reflected the sheer edge-of-the-seat quality of The Battle of the Pelennor Fields. He kind of did it, but I would like it to have reflected the book. Brief summary as follows:
1 Gandalf and Pippin arrive at Minas Tirith.
2 City prepares for war, 3000 troops from the southern fiefs of Gondor turn up to support the garrison. The men of Minas Tirith wanted ten times that number, but appreciated that the southern fiefs were threatended by the corsairs of mbar, and therefore were keeping the bulk of their soldiers back
3 Orcs assault Osgiliath. The defences are breached.
4 Orcs assault the Rammas Echor. The wall is breached and the defenders retreat.
5 Wagons of wounded from Osgiliath and the Rammas Echor arrive in Minas Tirith. Faramir leads the rearguard.
6 the rearguard is beginning to rout. Prince Imrahil and Gandalf lead the knighs of dol amroth and all horsemen in Minas Tirith in an attack on the vanguard of the Mordor forces, which are driven back in disarray. Faramir is wounded by a southron arrow, which looks to have been shot by a nazgul. He plays no further part.
7 The armies of Mordor arrive, the siege begins, cue mayhem, bloodshed and heroic defence - despiar strickens Minas Tirith;
8 The great ram - Grond, Hammer of the Underworld, is brought up and breaks the gates of Minas Tirith. The Witch King of Angmar faces off against Gandalf in the gates, but then the horns of Rohan blow. The Rohirrim have arrived. The Witch King breaks off to face this new threat.
9 The Rohirrim charge, and frankly beat the **** out of a whole chunk of the armies of Mordor. Theoden throws down the standard of the Haradrim. The men of Minas Tirith sally out and assault the baddies by the walls.
10 Witch King jumps Theoden. Merry and Eowyn strike one for the girls and kill him. Theoden dies. Gothmog takes over leading the armies of Mordor. Meanwhile, Gandalf is back in Minas Tirith saving Faramir from immolation by Denethor.
11 The battle rages for ages, but the huge bulk of the armies of Mordor mean that the charge of the rohirrim and the men of gondor is slowed. The rohirrim gather on a mound (on foot) to prepare for the Last defence, the men of minas tirith are slowly beaten back to under the city walls.
12 sails are sighted nearing Harlond. Mordor think that the corsairs have arrived. The rohirrim and gondoreans think "bugger" but hey ho, when they pull up, it is Aragorn with about 25,000 mates from the southern fiefs of Gondor. They assault the Mordor troops and this, together with Aragorn being heroic and the fact that the orcs think that their own ships now seem to be disgorging enemies, drives them into route, the rohirrim charge again, and the armies of mordor are chased off the field and generally slaughtered. Hurrah.
Now that is edge of seat stuff!
[ January 08, 2004, 08:23: Message edited by: Growltigger ]