How Low Will The Lawyers Go?

[gregebowman]

My apologies. Of course I was referring to American ambulance chasers, not English solicitors who throw single moms out on the street. What's a tv license, btw?

[geoschmo]

Well Gt, I think specifically mentioning in all our Posts that we are refering to American Lawyers is quite redundant and uneccesary. Assuming that you are correct, as you usually are, that 90% of the worlds lawyers are of the American variety; practically all the objectionable offenses commited by lawyers are done so my American Lawyers, which appears to be your assumption; assuming that the majority of the posters on this forum are American, a fact not much in dispute I believe, and that the majority of Americans, and consequently a majority of the American posters on this forum, are basically uneducated about life and circumstances outside of our own country, another fact I highly doubt you will dispute, I think that one can reasonably assume, since you profess to admire the principle of reasonableness, that any negative comments made by posters on this forum are in regards to American Lawyers, unless otherwise specifically noted.

Geo

[ January 28, 2004, 14:33: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Thermodyne:

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Originally posted by General Woundwort:
EDIT - Oh, and BTW... go ahead and tax cigarettes all you want - but lay off my cigars!!!

What about your cars and personal property?

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I've consistently voted against the car/personal property tax in Virginia. If the politicos can't live within the income taxes I already pay to them, that's their problem.

[ January 28, 2004, 14:44: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

[Growltigger]

Well Geo old chap, I am slightly incorrect in my statement that 90% of the world's lawyers are American. In fact, I believe the figure is closer to 92%.

I would not have the temerity to say that practically all of the objectionable offences commited by lawyers are done so by American lawyers, as that would be arrogance, and would not take into account that the other legal systems of the World do have their own right royal cock-ups. Human rights cases in quite a lot of the Eastern hemisphere spring to mind.

That being said, the matters being complained of here, eg sueing the fast food industry for making people fat, sueing the video game industry for causing people to be violent (a nice one in a country that let's people freely have automatic and assualt weaponry!!), are particular to the US legal system.

But, this is not a pure American forum. So any generic statement that lawyers are the scum of the earth and the lowest of the low, by its very necessity is a remark which equally applies to lawyers from all the other countries represented here on the forum, England, Germany, Australia etc., and that is what I dislike.

I am fed up with being tarred with the same brush which is applied to what I can only describe as misconceived spurious money grabbing claims brought by profiteering types which unfortunately, make regular headlines in the US.

Let's look at what the majority of lawyers throughout the world do. You can split them into two generic types, corporate lawyers and private lawyers. This is further split into contentious and non-contentious work.

Non contentious Corporate lawyers deal with companies, whether it be employment, pensions, corporate, mergers and acquisition advice or whatever. We deal with corporates, we act for corporates in doing things that corporates do. I am not aware of too many headline cases where non contentious corporate lawyers have shocked the world with the daftness of what they are doing.

Non contentious private lawyers deal with people. When you buy your house, when you get divorced, when you want to make a will etc basically, when you have problems, you turn to these people to help you. Keep in mind that for most people, they only deal with lawyers when there are problems in their lives, so it is fair to say (and I accept) that we get tarnished with being only around when the fecal matter hits the rotary air impeller.

Now, we turn to contentious lawyers. These are the litigators, which make up a sizable chunk of the American legal fraternity (I believe more as a percentage than other jurisdictions). These are your contingent fee chappies, these are the people who sue McDonalds cos their food makes you fat, these are the people who sue hospitals cos they didnt test you for Growltigga's dribbling backside syndrome.

Contentious lawyers are everywhere, but the cases which make the headlines are those in the US. And this is not because the US has more legal cases per capita than anywhere else, it doesnt. They make the headlines for 2 reasons - (1) the US legal system allows claims like this, which pretty much any other jurisdiction would chuck out for abuse of process and (2) the jury based system of damages means the awards granted in US courts are, by comparison with the rest of the world, absolutely unbeleivable (I remember one case where a neighbour reversed his car over the foot of his neighbour, and broke two of his toes - that neighbour was awarded $950,000 in damages - where the hell is the justification in that, how do you prove that injury is worth that amount?)

I resent being associated with that.

Fine, in your opinion I may be being unduly sensitive, but I dont think so. Perhaps Atrocites should have entitled this thread "How low will lawyers in the US go" - that would be more accurate.

The same would apply if I started a post saying "are all people employed in IT a bunch of dreming overpaid tosspots?" - I would be insulting everybody in the industry, and not just the people say on the help desk at Microsoft who I really meant. A defence of saying "Hey, we are mainly Americans so therefore we only mean America is a bit egocentrical" in my opinion, unless this thread is only meant to be for Americans and the rest of us dont have an invite.

I do beleive in reasonableness, and yes, it can strongly be argued that since Atrocities is a US citizen, he is only talking about US lawyers, but it is dangerous to leverage generic statements such as "lawyers are scumbags" on the back of that interpretation.

Finally, I wouldn't dream comment on whether or not the majority of Americans are basically uneducated about life and circumstances out the US. I haven't really met enough to know whether this is a fair statement or not. Some certainly are, but then so are a lot of British who wont go abroad because of the greasy food, funny people and heathen language. I do not think America has a monopoly on introverted types.

[geoschmo]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
A defence of saying "Hey, we are mainly Americans so therefore we only mean America is a bit egocentrical" in my opinion, unless this thread is only meant to be for Americans and the rest of us dont have an invite.

On the contrary, I would never hold such an uncooth and jingoistic opinion. One of the values of this forum is that it exposes us to varying opinons and cultures. I totally respect all the differing points of view here and invite all to participate. I am merely of the opinon that trying to be overly careful about every single word doesn't really help the flow of ideas all that much. Perhaps in areas where it is reasonable that someone could misunderstand. But since he specifically mentioned the cases he takes offense at, i.e. the recent slew of big ticket product liability class action lawsuits, I don't think your case for taking offense is all that strong. I don't think a reasonable person would think Atrocities is in any way besmirtching the reputation of your esteemed collegue in Bangladesh drawing up real estate contracts. He's doing a bang up job, we are all sure.

Besides, "How low will the contentious private US lawyers go?" as a thread topic may be more precise and a tad less offensive, but it doesn't exactly roll off the tounge, wot?

[rdouglass]

Just 2 cents....

The truth (as usual) is somewhere there in the middle. Yes lawyers help us (common citizens) out of many legal issues that we are not capable or trained to deal with. And of that we pay you handsomely. However there is almost a "circle" of people that set up the legal system to begin with. When you can't do ANYTHING in court without a lawyer, it almost seems like a legalized form of racketeering (at least to us common folk who don't know the legal system).

So please don't try to argue that lawyers are the upstanding citizens that are wrongly persecuted when in fact the whole legal system in general very close to an "exclusive club". Remember the legal system dictates how virtually every other entity (private citizen, company, etc.) conducts its affairs.

This is just my opinion but also please remember that the majority of folks are NOT lawyers; American or otherwise and so we're not privy to all of the resources at YOUR disposal. To get at those we MUST go through you....

And yes, I did IT work for a Supreme COurt system and I do understand how judges and lawyers (and others in the system) are socially connected as well as professionally.

[ January 28, 2004, 15:34: Message edited by: rdouglass ]

[Growltigger]

"Bang Up" job? hmmmm, I believe this is one of the cases where we prove that Americans and British are divided by a common language (as well as dietary habits, big hair on women, dodgy TV and flatulence) - I am not sure what that phrase means in the US, but I would not repeat in polite company (and here I am giving you all the benefit of the doubt)what it means in England, or at least my part of it.

Geo, we are not merely in the situation where one is trying to be overly careful about every single word to avoid any suppression of the flow of ideas, we are talking about the rightness or wrongness of making generic statements, expecially when they post up as topic titles on threads.

My case for taking offense is this, I am a lawyer, I saw that thread title and post, I was offended. Be thankful I am not reaching for my attorneys there in the USA and demanding they bring a claim for $10million against Atrocities (and vicariously you as moderator and Shrapnel as forum host) for libel!

The only reason I am not doing that if cos I dont think you lot are good for the cash

As moderator, I demand you change the thread title to "How long will litigious and unscrupulous American qualified attorneys practicing both contentious Federal and State law go" immediately.

I also demand you formally reprimand Atrocities in writing and in triplicate for his willful and hurtful attack on the worldwide legal community.