Query: President Elect Shang

[President_Elect_Shang]

To become President in the Tal-Re Republic one must get voted into office twice in a row. Since coming to power I have not seen the need to hold new elections. It would take months to have everyone vote and more time to have the ballets counted. This is time that I feel these groveling worms could better spend finishing my “The Greatest and Bestest that Ever was and Ever Will Be We Love Him Torturing Use Our One Dear President Elect Shang Monument”. Do you think the name is a little too much? There is plenty of room to chisel it into the base.

[President_Elect_Shang]

Anyway PES sounds better than just PS.

[Slynky]

Originally posted by President Elect Shang:
To become President in the Tal-Re Republic one must get voted into office twice in a row. Since coming to power I have not seen the need to hold new elections. It would take months to have everyone vote and more time to have the ballets counted. This is time that I feel these groveling worms could better spend finishing my “The Greatest and Bestest that Ever was and Ever Will Be We Love Him Torturing Use Our One Dear President Elect Shang Monument”. Do you think the name is a little too much? There is plenty of room to chisel it into the base.

Well, if there wasn't enough room on the base of the monument, I'm sure there would be enough room on the Shang's forehead .

[President_Elect_Shang]

Hay now, I resemble that remark!

[Atrocities]

When are you due for re-election?

[President_Elect_Shang]

Hay! These worms aren’t even finished with half the monument yet. They keep complaining about it “Being too tall” and “Not enough air to breath up that high”. What slugs! I would order the orbital bombardment but I’m afraid the navy would hit me instead.

Wow look at this thread almost two years old; so AT, slow day at work?

[President_Elect_Shang]

Just make me the King of old threads this week.