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The Battle for Cephedra

"Alright Ladies! Our mission in Cephedra is far from over and we just got a new assignment." Lieutenant Jackson's voice boomed out over the whine of laser torches and wrenches as the tank crews tried to fix whatever damage had been done to their vehicles.
As Jackson came out of the shadow of a tank and Kemper caught a full glimpse he couldn't help but be intimidated by the massively muscled and war scarred officer who stood before his unit. Kemper stood frozen in front of his squad as Jackson walked passed him and down the line of squad leaders.

"It appears command wants to end the Campaign against the Cephedra system a little earlier then planned. Captain Mila Drake has been given a squadron of warships and a single Imperial Guard regiment by Grand Admiral Thadius in order to take Cephedra III....and your not gonna believe who they assigned for that sad sorry little mission." As a grin crossed The Lieutenants face a chill crept up Kemper's spine as memories of the first mission came flashing into his head and the thoughts of his friend Tye lying bleeding on the ground with an arm less then she should have. He felt lucky that she had indeed been saved by the battlefield healer's and her arm had been replaced with a genetic clone but still the nightmare of seeing that wound continued to play in his mind until a hard blow cought him in the chin and he felt himself falling to the deck.

"I said do you understand your assignment KEMPER! Now get your grabasstic peice of candyass off that deck and answer me!" Jackson stood over Kemper and looked down at the obviously startled Seargent with a grimmace on his face that Kemper swore would frighten even the devil to his marrow.

"Sir....I'm sorry sir I didn't hear you!" Kemper said as he tried to stand up only to have Jackson backhand him again and break his nose in one clean shot.

"Why my old grandmother would make a better Seargent then you Kemper...I said your squad is to join the 3rd and 20th squads 1st Company in an assault from behind enemy lines and take out the enemy command center!" Jackson had an odd canter to his walk when he was angry and right now that swagger showed clearly as he walked away from the still dizzy Kemper and continued barking orders down the line until he finally ordered the dismissal.

As the Lieutenant stormed off in a huff and glared at Kemper as he walked by Kemper felt a hand touch his shoulder and jerked to awareness.
Looking over his shoulder he caught a sight of Sarah Tye and abscently noted that the hand she was touching his shoulder with shouldn't even be there. He noticed a smile cross her face and grimly accepted her help to his feet with no little embarassment.
"You have one hell of a way with the Lieutenant there Eric keep it up and he'll either promote you or blow a hole in your head." She said with a laugh as Kemper playfully jerked his arm away from hers and glared.

"Alright, alright you heard the Lieutenant and unless you wanna invoke divine wrath we better get it in gear...MOVE OUT!" Kemper barked as his men began grabbing their combat equipment and donning the flak armor that they would need when they finally made the drop....


Three hours later Kemper's regiment was hidden behind the battle lines of the advancing Delta Squadron that Mila Drake had been given in order to take Cephedra III while Grand Admiral Thadius led the bulk of the fleet against Cephedri VIII.

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At the same time as the Delta Squadron was leading it's attack against Cephedri III Grand Admiral Thadius was leading the Primus Imperium Fleet against the enemy world of Cephedri VIII.

"Admiral We are in orbit, standing by to fire on planetary defenses....they're own weapons have fired innefectively against the base ship Desolator who is standing by. Your orders admiral?" tactical officer Winston's voice was impassive as he counted off the numbers of Imperial warships compared to the two platforms that waited below.

"Order the Desolator and the Zues to open fire, then send the Blood hawks in and remove any trace of enemy defenses." Thadius rubbed his hands together and thoughtfully put them back in his lap to keep from rubbing his hair back again as he often did when he was anxious, especially now that it had turned grey with age.

The Zues and Desolator easily destroyed the weapons platforms, then for the first time Admiral Thadius had ever seen a chapter of storm troopers was dropped via landing craft onto the surface of the enemy world.
As the ships camera's zoomed in on the action taking place on the surface Thadius and the rest of the bridge crew sat in stunned silence as the Storm Troopers unleashed the hellish firepower at their disposal.

Earth troops were cut to peices as the Storm Troopers fired their AP battle rifles and ran at inhuman speeds through the perimiters of the enemy cities defeneses. But the slaughter did not stop at the enemy perimiters wherever anyone wielded a weapon even so much as a butcher knife against the Storm Troopers they were cut down without mercy, cowards trying to hide behind hostages found their efforts useless as advancing storm troopers fired through the hostages. The people defending the mineral mines didn't even see what hit them as Storm Trooper squads ripped them apart with APCs equipped with Auto cannons and Storm Trooper infantry ripped apart enemy troopers with their power armored hands or cut through them with AP rifles. The domed city was alight with fire as the storm troopers continued their brutal advance against the enemy.

"My lord they aren't human!" Thadius heard from one of his bridge officers as they watched the massacre. Thadius himself grimmaced at the fact that not only had these Blood Hawks cut enemy soldiers apart but at the unnecessary destruction of valuable facilities, including the poorly defended Atmospheric modification plant which would have come in handy.
If those were the future of warfare they truely would make the Empire invincible, simply for the sake that none would want to challenge such brutal soldiers.

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Captain Mila Drake paced her bridge as she led her squadron into the battle aboard her flagship, Price of Whales. So far the enemy defenses had already crippled the dreadnought Mammoth and another dreadnought named Victory had been forced to fall back when the enemy breached her shields and knocked out her armor and two of her engines.
"Ma'am planetary defenses have fallen under our fire, should we send in the Imperial Guard?" her flag officer asked rather uselessly as he already knew the answer to his question.

With a Kurt nod young captain Drake ordered in the single regiment at her disposal and quietly prayed that she could pull this off, because if they couldn't then her orders were to glass the colony and kill millions of Earthers.

As the Ascension closed on the planet and began unleashing her landing barges a single small vessel darted out from the port side of the massive vessel, it's cargo was a platoon gaurdsmen from the regiment, their orders were to infiltrate the capital city of the enemy world and destroy the Alliance command center. She knew that these orders were unorthadox and that if they failed the the Platoon was lost then she would probobly face execution for negligence but she had to take the risk because unlike other worlds that the Icarans had taken from the Alliance which had their cities spread out accross the planet with large varieties of environment this world was an atmospherically engineered world and it's cities were tightly packed together meaning that millions of Alliance citizens were within a small area and if they could be organized by their military commander then a single regiment would do nothing against such an organized foe.

Platoon Lieutenant Jackson smirked coldly at Kemper as their drop ship came to a landing and the doors opened. Unlike with the main landing operations where the entire unit would charge foward immedietly this time they silently unloaded from their ship that had landed on the outskirts of the capital city of Cephedri III, as the advanced through the small wooded area on the outskirts they heard the sounds they were waiting for, the silence of mid morning was torn with the shrieks of AP rifles and the thunderous roar of auto guns and main battle cannons.

With a silent hand gesture Lieutenant Jackson waved his platoon foward and Kemper's squad moved up the center their rifles heald ready for battle.
As the reached the city limits an Alliance security squad caught a glimpse of them and opened fire with their PPGs catching one of the guardsmen in the shoulder and burning into the flak armor.
The order to fire was passed down from the Lieutenant and relayed by the three seargents of his command. As the guardsmen took aim and opened up with their rifles the alliance security troops took cover their black suited forms crouching behind transport vehicles and garbage cans and anything else they could use for cover.
Kemper took aim at one of the enemy troopers as they stood to fire and caught him full on the chest, with a brilliant orange gold flash on his vest and a dull scream the enemy shouldier fell dead over the hood of a ground car. The other security troops opened fire and another guardsmen took a hit on his flak armor and shrugged it off.

Finally one of the heavy weapons troopers was able to come forward and he sighted carefully down his grenade launcher and fired two grenades into the enemy position. After the sound of surpised screams and the eruption of magma grenades melted just about anything and anyone in the area where the enemy squad had once been Jackson ordered his platoon to advance again.

The stench of burnt flesh and materials was sickening as the platoon advanced through the gore and wreckage that had once been ten living men. Suddenly from the right flank Kemper heard a shout and what sounded like PPG fire met by AP fire. "Get down!" was all he managed to bark out before a PPG shot flashed past his face, as the platoon took cover and returned fire Kemper noticed two unmoving guardsmen lying in the street and realized that the Earthers must have set up a killzone in the narrow alleyway in an attempt to decimate his platoon before they could reach their objectives.

Hand grenades tossed by the guardsmen of the 20th squad pushed the Alliance troopers back enough for the 20th to charge them and slaughter most of them while the others quickly surrendered.
With their prisoners knocked unconcious and the other enemy soldiers dead the platoon moved on to their objective.

The military command center was a near fortress, two squads of enemy soldiers were visible and worse still was that they weren't the simple security troops that the guardsmen had just fought through, these were Earthforce marines and skilled soldiers that had seen the rigors of open battle before.

"Allright it's gonna get hot, but we can do this, grenade launchers keep back and start shelling them to cover our advance, flame throwers move to the center of your squads we're gonna want to burn em down once we reach em. Riflemen take point." Jackson's tone sounded like that of a drill instructor giving traning instructions to a recruit squad back in boot camp. With a volley of frag grenades from the grenade launchers the platoon advanced at a run torwards their objective.

Enemy soldiers ran for cover as the grenades exploded all around them sending many of their number falling to the ground with shrapnel in their bodies.
As the platoon advanced though at least some enemy troops secured a perimiter and began firing into them, several guardsmen fell dead or wounded at the enemy fire but the withering fire returned by the guardsmen cut down most of those enemy troopers that heald their ground.

As the enemy fell back inside the building the flamethrowers came forward and sprayed the hall with fire burning the enemy soldiers down where they stood or gagging them with the smell of incinerator fuel and burnt flesh.
Kemper's squad took point and charged into the building weapons blazing, cutting down multiple enemy troopers and even some of the staff that worked at the facility.
Placing a magma charge on the door that led to the enemy command center Kemper waved back the other guardsmen who were advancing.
"Unless you guys wanna melt I'd back up" he said with a grin as his unit fell back into the next corridor. As he ran back into the corridor Kemper pressed the button that detonated the charge and melted the doors into the enemy command center.

Taking Point Lieutenant Jackson fired his pistol streight into the heart of the enemy general as his men secured the rest of the command center neutralizing the enemy marines and command staff with ease.

"Send out the message Kemper, we've taken the base and all Alliance forces are neutralized." Jackson's voice sounded cheerful compared to it's normal tone and as Kemper saluted and spoke into his comns the rest of the platoon ensure the base was secure.

At the end of only a day's battle two more worlds had fallen to the Icaran Empire in the Cephidri system with minimal casualties sustained by Icaran forces.
In the Xillantha system too another world had fallen to the Icaran advance and it appeared that the Praetor's star crusade was going well for the Empire and at long Last it might be possible for the whole of Human race to come together under a single rule for the good of mankind.

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The Taste of Victory....bittersweet.

"Today on the Imperial News Network our top story is the Imperium's grand victory in the Xillantha and Cepheri systems. Our valiant soldiers have decimated any Alliance resistance and brought two new star systems into the Imperial fold.
Praetor Leonidas has declared an Empire wide day of celebration and prayer to honor our valiant warriors who brought us this victory and to mourn those 12,000 soldiers and spacers that died for the everLasting glory of Icara." The voice of the news anchor was full of practiced calm as she read the reports of the first victories in the grand crusade against the vile Earth Alliance and their unpure forces.
As the people watching were begining to cheer and celebrate the victory in these two systems which had taken six months and 12,000 young lives as well as the reported advance into Nizzorum and the capture of another world already there a single flexy was handed to the news anchor.

Anyone watching the news broadcast could see a sudden pallor come to the normally beautiful face of the news woman, tears began streaming from her face without control as she managed to find her voice.
"May I have your attention please, there has been an.....incident a terrible assault has commenced on the outer colonies in the Creterik system, the Icaran world of Menshara was captured by thousands of enemy soldiers and was then destroyed by the I.N.S.S Avalanche 124 million of our brothers and sisters died....an enemy fleet has begun moving through the system and has also destroyed the colonies on Creterik four and seven, the loss of life is." Her voice gave way into a soft cry as she put her head in her hand and her fellow anchor put his arm around her, his face to streaming with tears.
"The loss of life has been staggering, 1 billion Icaran and Toltayon lives ended, the earth assault fleet decimated the entire populations of these worlds without even attempting to capture them, they also destroyed both I.N.S.S Avalanche and it's 5,000 men and women and an unknown base ship and it's 15,000 man crew. Please call naval intelligence and civilian migration authorities for names of the dead and be aware that Imperial forces can not make it into Creterik in time to save the other worlds as far as they beleive, this means that billions more lives will likely be lost...." as another flexy was handed to the news woman she managed to staunchly read on.

"Our Praetor in his divine compassion has ordered an empire wide day of mourning and has vowed that this Crusade will not end until the Earth it's self lies either under the boots of our Guard and Storm trooper forces or until it is destroyed by our Navy whichever comes first.. Please stay tuned for further updates and pray for mercy on those lives that still remain in the Creterik system and in the systems that were mainly evacuated nearly five years ago today.. and of course for our brave men and women who will lead the charge against our enemy. God bless Icara and may he see her through this darkness stronger then ever."


I'd really like feedback because if you guys don't like this story well then I'll stop typing

[ February 29, 2004, 06:24: Message edited by: Starhawk ]
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I'd really like feedback because if you guys don't like this story well then I'll stop typing
i guess my vote only counts once. I know more of these hosers are reading the story, maybe they will speak up. I mean, dont get me wrong, this aint no pulitzer winning stuff. but its darn good fan-fic, and better than alot of trade paperbacks i have had the misfortune to read.

The battles are alot of fun, the characters are interesting enough to keep me coming back for more, its not overdone or totally cliche. Im not going to sit here and jerk you off by telling you its gods gift to literature, but its enjoyable. Better than some stuff thats posted here, nearly as good as some other stuff. I'd place it in the top 1/3rd of se4 fanfic.

If thats not high enough praise, consider that im being totally straightforward and honest, and not just yanking your chain out of politeness. If no one else responds, i dont know what to tell ya. maybe no one else reads story threads anymore.
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you must study, young grasshopper. study with the best.

http://www.baen.com/library/067157793X/067157793X.htm

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I'm reading it.
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Since I visit the forums at work I don't have time to sit and read an entire story such as this. But I have skimmed through it and speed read it at times and I like it so far.
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OOC: Thanks for the link to that library deal... And for the praise I am sorry I havn't typed recently but I've had a lot of stuff to work on.

The Last battle of Cephedri

The Primus Imperium fleet under Grand Admiral Thadius had been sitting in Cephedri for nearly a year now and conquered most of the worlds in the system except for one, Cephedri I which had multiple weapons platforms that had destroyed the bloodhawks storm troopers chapter almost down to the Last man, as well as four other Imperial warships, total imperial losses against this one world were around 50,000 and Thadius had pulled the fleet back because of this.

As Thadius sat at a small metal desk in the corner of his darkened cabin he pondered over the recent reports from the Imperial naval command, as it had been feared the alliance mobilized a warfleet in the Cretrik system and had launched a devestating invasion on the world of Menshara killing all loyal Imperial soldiers and laying claim to the population. The Imperium having no choice sent the dreadnought Avalanche in to quell the problem but sadly the population had to be exterminated from orbit as they would not agree to return to Imperial rule.
Worse news still came as the old battle hardened admiral read on, the alliance fleet had moved on to two other Creterik colonies and completely destroyed the inhabitants without mercy or attempt to capture. Thadius felt his throat tighten as he caught a glimpse of the casualties and nearly crushed the flexipad as he clenched his hands into fists and nearly screamed in rage, "Nearly 800 million dead, and for what! we tried to capture those bastards worlds intact and they do this!" he thought to himself as he moved on to the next flexipad from within the empire and saw that Admiral Shimizawa had captured one of the two alliance systems within the Empire and was moving on to the next. After several hours of reading various reports and Messages Thadius saw a single blackened flexipad with a red iron cross along the back showing that this pad was of a top secret and probobly "illegal" nature.

As he tensed Admiral Thadius read that the single planet killer starship that the empire had was already on it's way to the Cephedri system to destroy the Last holdout of the alliance within this system and it's 2 billion people on the basis that it would cost too many ships and men to secure the world and to his own surprise and slight disgust Thadius realized that he just didn't care anymore, then he found himself suddenly jerked out of his thoughts as the battle klaxons and general quarters alarm screached throughout the decks of the massive baseship Leonidas which had recently been added to the fleet and to which Thadius had transfered his flag.

"All hands all hands, sensors detect alliance battlefleet closing on our position I repeat we have an alliance battlefleet closing on our position, all hands report to battle stations!" the voice of Captain Rodriguez was calm and stern as he announced the approaching enemy ships to the fleet.

Thadius came onto the bridge at a run and nearly plowed over the two Marines that guarded the door to the Leonidas command deck.

"What's our status mister Rodriguez?" The older man nearly shouted as he took his command chair between the two tiers of the Leonidas' command deck.
"Sir we have two-zero enemy warships closing on our position, we detect that at least have of them are combat ships the others are minelayers and support craft." Rodriguez said as he looked up from the tactical display he had routed to his own chair's display console.

"Alright get our troop ships and support craft to detach from the fleet, leave six dreadnoughts to escort them, order all base ships and other combat vessels to follow Leonidas into the assault, we can't risk them getting in system." Thadius knew that if he brought his own support craft into the fray they would simply get in the way of his combat ships and would most likely just become targets for the enemy warships.

Within a day the Imperial warfleet of over 90 combat ships had managed to intercept the 20 ship fleet of the Alliance assault force and as the two fleets closed in Admiral Thadius nearly grimmaced, since he wondered why in the universe would anyone with 12 combat ships engage a fleet of over 90 combat ships!.

But as the two fleets came together it became obvious that the Earth starships were not as disadvantaged as it appeared, they were equipped with shield depleters and powerfull AP cannons, and as the 12 combat ships closed with the vanguard of the Imperial warfleet they opened fire and space was rent with the colors of AP vollies and of shield depleting weaponry, within moments two Imperial battlecruisers were destroyed by the twelve combat ships of the earth forces and a baseship was crippled.

With such early losses Thadius ordered his entire fleet into the fray and as his massive ships closed within wave motion gun range of the hostile ships they let lose with a vollies of powerful wave motion guns and nearly instantly destroyed three Alliance warships.

As the battle raged on two more Imperial dreadnoughts fell beneath the cruel vollies of alliance ships leaving only a single survivor of the vanguard squadron. The rest of the fleet still tried to close with the enemy starships in a futile attempt to save the vanguard squadron only to have the earther ships outrun them and retreat.

Thadius was becoming extremely frustrated now, 5 out of six starships of the vanguard INCLUDING the base ship Andromeda were destroyed by these thrice damned earthers and the alliance had only lost 4 ships to his own fire....in desperation and frustration Thadius pulled his entire fleet together and began advancing as a single cohesive force to decimate any alliance warships that were fool enough to close with him, yet again to his frustration Thadius noticed that the tactical display showed a single Void Stalker dreadnought had survived the vanguard's decimation and was now so far ahead of his own fleet that there was nothing that could be done to save it. Yet it bravely or perhaps foolishly advanced on two enemy dreadnoughts.

The Hemlock's captain watched his display and saw that he was in an irrecoverable position on the battlefield, his squadron including his squadron flagship were destroyed and it was only by what seemed a miracle that his ship had not taken any hits when the enemy fleet had closed in on his squadron.

The two dreadnoughts his ship was pursuing turned around to engage his ship and opened fire with the full might of their guns, fortunately for the Hemlock most of the enemy fire missed and those shots that didn't were absorbed by it's shields. The valiant dreadnought charged in point blank with the two closest enemies and divided half it's fire between each, the powerful Null space cannons cut through enemy shields and armor and practically destroyed the two enemy ships leaving both of them out of combat.

A dull cheer went up from the crew as they had won a chance to fall back to the rest of the fleet and survive this engagement.

After a few hours of battle the Last earth starship was finally destroyed by the guns of the Imperial warfleet, yet the losses to the Imperials themselves had not been cheap. 7 Starships including 2 base ships had been lost in the engagement and the losses was nearly 40,000 men and women dead in the name of the empire. Yet the battle was a victory and the crews were welcomed back to their base as heroes.

Only a month later due to "mysterious" circumstances the Last alliance holdout world suffered a core disturbance and exploded killing 2 billion people and ending the resistance in the Cephedri system.
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