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Re: OT: THEY are here...
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Dude! harsh! can you say Beavis & Butthead?
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Indeed! I still cannot believe we did such things, we were not brought up like that.
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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Re: OT: THEY are here...
Well, I'm back from my trip to San Antonio (another topic in itself), and Brood X is out in full force. (They actually were starting to emerge when I left Monday morning.) A few observations...
1) they are exactly as big, ugly, and stupid as advertised. Counting the wings, they are about as long as your thumb. Big, bulging red eyes. Despite having such large eyes, they routinely fly into things (trees, branches, telephone poles, you) that are in their bumbling way. When they hit something, they drop to the ground and sit there. The roads in my subdivision are covered with flattened cicadas.
2) They droning sound they make (which goes on 24/7) sounds very much like a raygun from one of those old 1950's UFO movies.
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But how does they taste ?
Do you have the willpower to let such an oportunity pass ? 
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Oh, YES, I do. I don't need protein that badly.  |
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Re: OT: THEY are here...
Heads up. I read on the wierd news that some guy got real sick eating just a few. Seems he knew he had a shellfish allergy, but didn't make the correct connection...
Shrimp, lobster = marine arthropod
Crayfish = aquatic arthropod
Cicada = terrestrial arthropod
Don't snack if you can't handle it.
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Cicadas? Oh, they're just the XiChung invasion force coming to enslave Earth... remember that part in "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" where the entire battle fleet got swallowed by a small dog?
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We had this really big one and we named him Bubba, but my brother had me throw him to him and he then took a swing at him. 
