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June 3rd, 2004, 05:52 AM
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Shrapnel Fanatic
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
30. If your idea of diplomacy involves the use of a shot gun.
31. If your best Suite looks like it was bought at the K-Mart.
32. If your idea of planetary defense is to dump all your garbage in orbit hoping the bad guys run into it.
33. If your Flag ship has an out house in tow.
34. If you refer to diplomatic gatherings as a "Shin'Dig."
35. If your love life involves animals.
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:54 AM
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Shrapnel Fanatic
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
36. If you ate the alien ambassador who was sent to your planet to make peace.
37. If you named your ship classes after hunting dogs.... Sketer, Rosko, Clyde, etc.
[ June 03, 2004, 05:01: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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June 3rd, 2004, 09:27 AM
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Second Lieutenant
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
38. You invade all enemies with an immediate declaration of war upon meeting them. No negotitions etc.
(just added the number)
[ June 03, 2004, 20:50: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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June 4th, 2004, 01:54 AM
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Brigadier General
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
39. When an Alien race steps foot in your borders you pull together your fleets and send a message simply stating "Get Offa Ma Property Ya Varmint!"
40. If you renamed the DU Cannon to the "Boom Stick "  |
June 3rd, 2004, 05:31 PM
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
41. Your resources minister is Jed Clampett.
42. Your diplomatic minister is Jethro Bodine.
43. Your armaments minister is Granny Clampett.
44. Your Confidential Secretary is Elly May.
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:40 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
45. By law all planets in your empire have two southern hemispheres.
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June 3rd, 2004, 07:35 PM
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Sergeant
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
46. you are your own heir to the throne
47. Your princess is also your queen
48. You take a break from warmongering to watch Dukes of Hazard on Nick at Nite
49. Instead of refitting your troops with the latest Version of the death ray bLaster, you make them keep thier double barrelled shotguns and fillet knifes. Why? Because a Country Boy Can Survive
50. you take over entire worlds just for a good fishing hole
51. Your idea of an outpost is a deer stand
[ June 03, 2004, 21:14: Message edited by: cpbeller ]
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