You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:

[geoschmo]

45. By law all planets in your empire have two southern hemispheres.

[MythicalMino]

46. you are your own heir to the throne

47. Your princess is also your queen

48. You take a break from warmongering to watch Dukes of Hazard on Nick at Nite

49. Instead of refitting your troops with the latest Version of the death ray bLaster, you make them keep thier double barrelled shotguns and fillet knifes. Why? Because a Country Boy Can Survive

50. you take over entire worlds just for a good fishing hole

51. Your idea of an outpost is a deer stand

[ June 03, 2004, 21:14: Message edited by: cpbeller ]

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

52. Your top of the line battle station is a 32 foot Airstream Trailer with a Swamp Cooler on the roof and a bumper sticker that says " If this trailers a rock'n, don't come a knock'n"

(just adjusted the number)


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Isn't it great that the Europeans know what Redneck culture is? And how good they are at identifying it?

[ June 03, 2004, 20:54: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[Stone Mill]

53. Your tractor beam is powered by a labrador retreiver.

54. Your farmer tan is enhanced by multiple stars in your system.

(just adjusted the number)

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[Atrocities]

55. You have 300 ships orbiting your planet and none of them work.

56. If an offical military action involves stopping by the local Wal-Mart Planet to pick up shot gun shells and a case of beer.

57. If you consider new Star Ships of the line to be inferior to your rust bucket garbage scow because they have seat bealts for the captains chair.

58. If you believe dental hygen is for the weak races.

59. Your planets number one trade comodity is bull sh**.

60. If you Still Believe the South won the civil war way back on Earth in the yur'in 1969. ( )

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

61. If you actually call the Civil War "The War of Northern Aggression"

62. Your Queen/wife/sister yells from the balcony/porch/tailgate "DON'T YOU BUY NO UGLY FRIGATE NOW YUH HEAR!"

[Atrocities]

63. If in family marrage is a law in your empire.

64. If you or any member of your family has ever been on one of the following day time shows; Springer, Ohpra, Dr. Phil, etc

65. If you consider every defeat a victory so long as you got to shoot first.

66. If all the star charts in your space have bullet holes in them.

67. If all your planets still use dirt roads as major artierals.

68. If that shinny new Frigate you just bought is uglier than your wife/sister.