You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:

Atrocities · #1 June 10th, 2004, 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by Suicide Junkie:
114 Your cruiser's only weapon mount is the gun rack in the back.

115 Your ship's trade value varies with the amount of supplies in the tank.

116 The Last ever transmission from one of your warships was "Hey, y'all watch this!"

ROFLMAO "Hey y'all watch this!" SJ I am laughing and laughing. And the Gun rack one is so damn funny I darn near choked when reading it.

Loser · #2 June 10th, 2004, 05:02 AM

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Originally posted by Cheeze:
92. Every ship has a mascot. Nearly all are good huntin' dogs. Some however, are coons, gators, or a specially stupid Jraenar captured in the Last war.

This one made me laugh real hard. Roommates don't get it, but it's great.

I'm picturing the Jraenar, and the prepetually perplexed look on its face.

[ June 10, 2004, 04:02: Message edited by: Loser ]

Atrocities · #3 June 10th, 2004, 07:59 AM

117. You had your empires creedo and emblem tatooted onto your chest by your buddy who does tatooing out of his kitchen.

118. Your empires creedo is: "wHokked oon Foniks wirkd foar mea."

119. After having your buddy tattoo your empires creedo onto your chest, you discover he misspelled the word "foar". It should have been spelt like'n the number four.

[ June 10, 2004, 07:00: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

Ragnarok · #4 June 10th, 2004, 02:56 PM

120. You are looking for some real excitement but you cannot find a pond in space to take your orange Abbidon cruiser to jump across and trash only to do it again the next week.

sachmo · #5 June 10th, 2004, 07:13 PM

121. The Royal Family tree does not fork.

Sivran · #6 June 10th, 2004, 10:38 PM

122. You use solar sails made of tin foil 'n "duck tape"

123. You demand that all your nifty devices have lots of "shiney bits" and blinking lights.

124. Your people tame young space monsters, and use them as transportation.

125. Your biggest station is named "Ol' Homestead"

Atrocities · #7 June 11th, 2004, 04:09 AM

126. The Last time you ate crow you considered it a delicasy.

127. All of your war ships have huge rubber tires mounted on them for "driving over the enemy."

128. All of your war ship have deer heads mounted on the forward part of the exterior hull. Yeee Hawwww.

129. You dilibrately bombard alien planets to watch them there critters run.

130. The Last time you cleaned your gun, someone accidently died.