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July 13th, 2004, 07:19 PM
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30: The directions are there for a reason.
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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July 13th, 2004, 07:44 PM
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The drivers of the fancier cars (Mercedes,BMW) tend not to use their turn signals and are most likely the ones that will cut you off.
Maybe they are using their turn signals, I just need to buy those infrared goggles to see them!
If you are ethnic, you will buy a lowered Honda or Nissan, stick a muffler on it and call it a "sports car"
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July 13th, 2004, 08:28 PM
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Re: Things That I Have Discovered In Life
32: People always meet twice in life
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July 13th, 2004, 08:48 PM
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33: Never start drinking scotch after you just emptied your 17th bottle of beer.
(did it this weekend and believe me: IS NOT GOOD)
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July 13th, 2004, 10:16 PM
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34. No matter how you cut it (no pun intended), farts are just plain funny  .
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July 13th, 2004, 10:32 PM
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35. Originality is very hard; creativity is easy. Try for the first, make sure you've got the second.
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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July 13th, 2004, 11:47 PM
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36. If you hide something for safe keeping, you will never find it again.
37. If its valuable, your children will accidently break it.
38. If you believe it will happen, most likely it will.
39. Running is over rated.
40. The Dry DOES eat your socks.
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