Things That I Have Discovered In Life

narf poit chez BOOM · #1 July 14th, 2004, 03:19 AM

That's 48. Now remember, or I shall annoy you again!

Gandalf Parker · #2 July 14th, 2004, 03:43 AM

49a. 90% of computer Users will say they are below average computer Users.
49b. 90% of car drivers will say they are above average drivers.

Gryphin · #3 July 14th, 2004, 03:50 AM

50: There ain't no easy answers, (not even the ones provided in this thread)

tesco samoa · #4 July 14th, 2004, 04:37 AM

51. 76% of all numbers are made up on the spot.
52. Have you ever been polled before
31 % yes
22% no
37% undesided.

53. peanut butter is really good on burgers.
54. beer is good to wash it down.
55. beer is good
56. iced tea not sweet tea in canada.
57. if a canadian is thursty in usa and wants a refreshing cold glass of ice tea not to buy 'iced tea' and down it.
58. it is rather funny to watch a canadian drink 'ice tea' while on holidays in the usa.

Suicide Junkie · #5 July 14th, 2004, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
Contrary to what you were taught, those speed limit signs do NOT represent the maximum speed you may drive with lesser speeds being allowed. In fact, quite the oppossite. In reality, they represent the slowest speed you may drive without people getting mad at you.

Very true. As well:

59: "50% more is fine."
The 50% rule applies to any speed limits on yellow/orange signs during nice weather in a small car.

60: Applying the 50% rule to white limit signs is generally frowned upon by authorities, although is sometimes seen near Toronto.

narf poit chez BOOM · #6 July 14th, 2004, 05:49 AM

61: Sudden changes in velocity are bad for your health.

62: Brush your teeth at least twice every day.

63: Think.

[ July 14, 2004, 05:13: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Atrocities · #7 July 14th, 2004, 07:29 AM

64. You always find things when your not looking for them.
65. Never ask the lady who is cutting your hair when she is due. (Very bad)
66. Always read the fine print, especially when it comes to money.
67. American made cars and trucks Last about 20,000 miles before they start to break down while Jap made cars and trucks Last between 150k to 200k before they start to break down.
68. Never Bar Bay Q indoors during an ice storm.
69. Never use a hair dryer while taking a shower.
70. There is a differance between gas and desiel, and gas cars do not run on desiel, and desiels do not run on regular. (True Story poor the wrong gas can into the big truck. Dad was pissed.)
71. Women are seldom right, although any man dumb enough to say anything other than, "Your absolutely right dear," gets what he deserves.

[ July 14, 2004, 06:30: Message edited by: Atrocities ]