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July 24th, 2004, 10:05 PM
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Re: OT:Inceribly dull!
No thanks, no one needs to read stories like that. 
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July 25th, 2004, 01:07 AM
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Re: OT:Inceribly dull!
My only medical disaster that I've personally been through involves a deli slicer. Need I elaborate?
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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July 25th, 2004, 02:08 AM
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Re: OT:Inceribly dull!
Been a while since Ruatha posted. Perhaps he got that autobahn pileup!
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July 25th, 2004, 02:57 AM
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Re: OT:Inceribly dull!
Hope not, maybe that next shift of nurses had a couple of nice ones  |
July 25th, 2004, 04:48 AM
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Re: OT:Inceribly dull!
Nah, a couple of heads, a bowel, some lungs and some bones, and I've got to sleep for 2+1 hour 
If it hadn't been that the orthopedical doctor was inexperianced I'd still be sleeping, but she doesn't feel ready to judge all the x-rays alone yet... so I'm a gentleman and comes down and does it.
And now there's a suspected aortical aneurysm about to come in, so I'll have to wait for that one.
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July 25th, 2004, 05:02 AM
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Re: OT:Inceribly dull!
The life of a doctor-type person. Sounds cool, and it involves science, which is always friggin awesome!
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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July 25th, 2004, 05:11 AM
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Re: OT:Inceribly dull!
I was in and out of hospitals most of my childhood (I am all grown up but have practically no hearing in one ear and I can't smell as well as other people because of surgery on my nose). Once I needed anesthetic and the nurse wanted to inject my backside. I was reluctant to pull down my pants and bare all so I kept asking if there wasn't another way to do it. During high school I got annoyed with another pupil and punched him. This was years before I learnt Karate, so I folded my thumb into my fist. For the rest of the day my thumb ached and started to swell. That afternoon I went to the doctor and was told I had cracked my thumb and i had to waer a splint for a few weeks. The doctor also explained to me how to punch properly.
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