Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)

Rollo · #1 September 7th, 2003, 02:21 AM

A scruffy Viking with many battle scars and a silly crown enters the cantina.
"Hey, I have been summoned by the magic words: Free drinks."

General Woundwort · #2 September 7th, 2003, 04:05 AM

Sancho, get AT a Warp Core Breach (what is that anyways? Is is related to the Pan-Galactic GarglebLaster?)...

Rollo, go ahead and tell the bartender what you'd like. There are holo-duel games up on the second floor, if you're interested...

[beams a smile

and puffs on the cigar] Nothing like a little good news on the upcoming release to boost business...

Atrocities · #3 September 8th, 2003, 01:40 AM

I would also like a Galaxy Gasser Burrito and a bull of your best Feel The Force Chilli.

General Woundwort · #4 September 8th, 2003, 03:47 AM

Uhm... right. Just be sure to eat your meal in that booth over there... the one with the atmospheric/environmental recycling shields.

(Aside to maitre-d'roid) Oh, by the way, Sancho... if a large manatee named Hugh ever shows up, he has a two-drink limit - and that is non-negotiable.

[ September 08, 2003, 13:16: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Atrocities · #5 September 8th, 2003, 06:24 AM

What? That both is awful close to it isn't it? I mean I have no problems with it, except that it is it and it don't like me. What is it any ways? It should have a name, but it does not. I think we should call it, the It, or Sir It. Whatever you do just don't ask It for a light. Bad bad bad news if you do that.

General Woundwort · #6 September 8th, 2003, 02:06 PM

If you're so nervous, get Deadstar to loan you one of his security specialists to be your bodyguard-slash-date - provided she can stand the results of your dinner. But I'll have you know that It is one of my best customers, and It's never given me trouble yet.

[ September 08, 2003, 13:15: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Atrocities · #7 September 9th, 2003, 01:47 AM

I will have you know that I have the digestive ability of a termite! Nothing bothers me. Well except that one time, but that is neither here nor there.

I need no body gaurd, unless she is very attractive.