Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)

Atrocities · #1 September 9th, 2003, 01:47 AM

I will have you know that I have the digestive ability of a termite! Nothing bothers me. Well except that one time, but that is neither here nor there.

I need no body gaurd, unless she is very attractive.

General Woundwort · #2 September 10th, 2003, 09:52 PM

Woundwort looks around in satisfaction as the Cantina begins to fill up with customers. Sensing the need to add a little more atmosphere, he punches a few buttons on his wrist-computer. A few minutes later, a band of familiar-looking aliens takes to one of the side stages. They warm up their instruments and strike up a tune...

MIDI (zipped)

[OOC - Sorry it's MIDI, but I couldn't find one in a better format...]

General Woundwort · #3 September 18th, 2003, 10:59 AM

As the customers in the Cantina kick back with their favorite beverages (nnd barbequed Tribble wings - a perenneal Phong's Head offering), the noise of a massive crowd outside begins to be heard over the din of the music and bar background noise.

Woundwort taps a few buttons on his wrist computer. Hidden cameras on the outside of the Cantina track the mob and broadcast to a screen on his computer.

Looking at the crowd, he smiles, and punches a few more buttons. A holographic fog screen appears near the front of the Cantina, showing the entire room the goings-on outside.

A huge mass of sentientity - humans mixed in with almost every conveivable alien race, are marching down the main drag where the Cantina is located. They are all carrying placards, and chanting a protest.

"demo,
demo,
Demo,
DEMO!,
DEMO!"

Atrocities · #4 September 18th, 2003, 05:23 PM

Atrocities starts a nice little card game with a few of the other in the bar.

An evil smile briefly appears upon his face as he sits and begin dealing the cards.

General Woundwort · #5 September 18th, 2003, 06:21 PM

Just remember, AT, the management assumes NO responsibility for the safety of any gamblers in this establishment... especially if they're playing against Wookies.

[ September 18, 2003, 17:22: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Atrocities · #6 September 20th, 2003, 01:06 AM

Oh the Wookie, don't worry about him, that is just Gizzmo. And he is with me.

Its the EEE you have to worry about. Those things are poor loosers.

[ September 19, 2003, 12:07: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

Suicide Junkie · #7 September 20th, 2003, 01:25 AM

The government and media are playing it down, but there is only one small colony of EEE in this area of the galaxy, and its population is composed of the survivors of the Space Monster infestation in their home territory. The warppoints to EEE space were closed off some time ago, and at great cost, but lately there have been some missing ships and an occasional sighting of baby spacemonsters in a nebulae near neutral space.

(Dun dun dunnn)